X FACTOR- the new thread for the SUNDAY JUDGES' HOUSES show

[Raahh]

cos I'm a bit tipsy and might forget tomorrow.

Did the redhead forget to put a skirt on over her spanx?

That carefully edited clip stayed WELL away from any high notes, dinnit?

She's got a hole in the back of them.

Plastic pants indeed MrsW

What's up with that. Get thee some tena ladies - far more discreet apparently. Or stay by a toilet

The one with the red hair looks spectacularly awful. I think she believes them to be trousers of some sort?

That is it!
Brilliant.

Rights. Am here, thanks for the brilliant commentary I am caught up too

LittleMiss they were pants!

KylieHotpants thinks she is Beyonce.

What y'all been up to? We don't have a nickname for a one of these?
Honestly. I'm away for two weeks and NOTHING gets done

Sod off Olly, your opinion counts for nothing.

Sue- we are too shocked bythe awfulness to think up nicknames.

So are we getting 30 mins of bands, c. 90 mins(?) of girls tonight?

Why is the programme 2 hours long?

DS1 said the boy who doesn't wash his hair, from last night, looks like Mowgli!

Nicknames imply some sort of affection. I couldn't care less about these if I really tried.

I'm 40 minutes behind. How much crying is there?

How can rhis go on til 9pm? I fear whatever may be in store as filler

None of them are memorable enough to nickname.

Arbitrary- we haven't worked that out.

It's very padded

All the groups were shite apart from "Super-duper-duper-duper-superstition"

Roll on Antigua

Pete you might as well just watch it live. There's crying, fake girly love, lots of ads and some shit singing

I liked the superdupers too.

The 'put together girl group' do actually hate each other, don't they?

And the one from Africa almost spit when she said Manchester