X FACTOR- the new thread for the SUNDAY JUDGES' HOUSES show

[Raahh]

cos I'm a bit tipsy and might forget tomorrow.

Happy Birthday Arbitary

See, that's what's happens when you're naughty. They won't let you go to America to meet Olly Murs.

Right finally managed to pour myself a drink and sit down.

Neighbours music has been playing all bleeding day and it's still going!

More bad styling

God, they sound like a couple of eight year olds messing in their bedroom.

It's like the mumsnet scarf, kind of. Worrying.

They should have that in schools, Bof. Say No and remember - America and Olly Murs will be DEAD to you.

How is Cheryl Cole allowed into the USA?

Thanks littlemiss.

I fear that the xfactor may be an even lower point in the birthday than DS2 biting my finger and drawing blood earlier.

Totally- fuck knows

Very good!!

Well that was worth it just to see Murs and Bazza doing the head-nod along to music they obviously have no clue about. With that odd glazed grin Louis gets with any music other than Westshoite.

There was a reason stonewash died. Let it RIP, do.

Xyra.

What does it mean?

And what is this godawful version of an already awful song?

Where's the gorilla?

She must be sweating in them plastic pants!

Is this where they pretend they care about each other?

DD is wondering whether all the judges are deaf...

I don't like any of the groups so far.

Oily Murs BBBBBIIIIIGGGGGGG bouf hair far more entertaining

How did they lose him?

Careless.

Gary and Oily are drinking neat vodka to get through it all.

I like this crowd. I like the dancing.

Oh no- they do strange dancing.

And we aren't getting to hear the whole song

Sit still Gary, you were never a dancer!