X FACTOR- the new thread for the SUNDAY JUDGES' HOUSES show

[Raahh]

cos I'm a bit tipsy and might forget tomorrow.

Maryz- the world is his X Factor if he manages that.

And again, no surprises there

Oh no, turns out fings like this DON'T happen to people like dem
My mistake

They shouldn't be allowed to put together their own bands, especially when it is with girls this annoying

Hope she never forgets her skirt in live shows!

The stylist must be bricking it at the challenge of tellying up this lot.

What a surprise, FakeDestinys3yearold are through.

Gary seems to be explaining why the ones he's taking through are worse than the ones that he's sending home

Have they ever not put through a band they've put together? Is that a sentence?

aww, the Johnsons ad.

This johnsons baby advert is nauseating.

Aww I like the ad on mute. And without the captions.

VB- he has a tour and a new album to promote. He ain't that fussed about being the winning judge

FFS if DH doesn't bring me in a minute I'm going to go Sinitta postal.

I love the dubious use of facts. 'Fastest growing' could mean that they went from one to three customers. None of their competitors are going to triple their numbers, but I suspect the absolute numbers of customers is more impressive.

And now half an hour of MORE FUCKING CRYING

Perhaps we shd have the whole show on mute. Without the captions. We'd probably agree with the judges then.

Thank God is here.

Blimey I'd not seen the Johnson's ad before. Awww .

There are no words to express how funny the last ten minutes were

She fears a return to morrison's.

Chub have you ingested illegal substances? The rest of us are ready to jump off the roof.

Sorry, but Jade's hair

oh- now she's had a promotion. She's a housekeeper hitman

DS1 said Jade looks like she has a poisonous SuperMario mushroom on her head!