X FACTOR- the new thread for the SUNDAY JUDGES' HOUSES show

[Raahh]

cos I'm a bit tipsy and might forget tomorrow.

I have no interest in hearing this one ever again.

I've entirely forgotten anyone from Greggs. And the Oirish Terminator.

Maryz - pretty much! You haven't missed much, apart from our wonderfully witty comments

Do you think she'll get the message if they say no again.

Carch up for Maryz: they've all been CRP & now it's Melanie

I feel so sorry for Bilge.

And Snow Patrol.

Fucks sake - just got here after Strictly.

Looks like I've missed bugger all.

She rendered the verse of this unrecognisable. And is murdering the chorus with this 'oh, oh' crap.

She is so bland and earnest and dull

Seriously, Bilge is working on something.... Watch her face.

Nope. Too desperado!

I bet any fish near that jetty have gone right to the bottom to escape the noise!

Shitty is crying from relief.

Melanie has clearly never heard the snow patrol version of this.

FFS just give it up.

Or as DH says 'How many times does a dog need kicking?'

Mooooo moooooo!!!!

She's given us everything - and she's still shoite.

Not dull at the end..but excruciatingly shite for a bit of variety

Awful. Wailing bland arse.