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X FACTOR- 21/22nd September- It's the last of the auditions!

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Raahh · 21/09/2013 14:23

Yep, even though we have only seen about a dozen acts, it's the last weekend of the auditions.

The last time in the ROOM and the ARENA, where allegedly, there are 4000 people.

Apparently this week's highlights include a bunch of pensioners- aged between 68-94Shock and some rocker bloke who failed last year.

Grin
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Raahh · 22/09/2013 20:06

I don't remember theseConfused

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cardibach · 22/09/2013 20:06

WHy haven't we seen these before?

SuePurblybilt · 22/09/2013 20:06

Who are this shower? They look like they've wandered in from the pub.
Too much hair. Too much Fat Hobbit about the look in general.
I'm with Shazza.

StillaNortherner · 22/09/2013 20:06

Sharon the queen of rock? Erm no.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 22/09/2013 20:07

Gah, I can't post

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 22/09/2013 20:07

Honey I am shouting for you! We had that earlier. Bloody DD wouldn't go down.

Why are we seeing people we haven't seen audition?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 22/09/2013 20:07

Oh, I can.

I liked Ryan the binman. Why is one of these men wearing a skirt?

BOF · 22/09/2013 20:08

I fucking hate that air-patting that groups do.

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Raahh · 22/09/2013 20:08

Why are they all singing Whitney / Bon jovi stuff.

Has Adele said 'no' this year?

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 22/09/2013 20:08

YY to Fat Hobbit. And Louis looks a tit

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 22/09/2013 20:08

Bon Jovi revival weekend......

They're shit, they're just relying on the song.

HoggyTruffle · 22/09/2013 20:08

Too much nose wrinkling and shouting.

littlemisswise · 22/09/2013 20:08

Christ, we'll see what Nicole had for breakfast in a minute!

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Raahh · 22/09/2013 20:08

Someone is off key, and very shouty.

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SuePurblybilt · 22/09/2013 20:09

Why do people do that? That special nose wrinkle when they think they're being rock-y? See also the lower lip jut.

I like them though, for their crapness. What do you think to Ill Divos?

MrsBramleyApple · 22/09/2013 20:09

Not impressed with this lot at all!

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 22/09/2013 20:09

Louis loves it when they start slow.... And build it up.....

NoelHeadbands · 22/09/2013 20:09

I like these, just cos he said Wrong Direction Grin

BOF · 22/09/2013 20:09

Look like rock stars? They look like distilled sweat.

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Raahh · 22/09/2013 20:10

But....but but they were all shouty!

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TSSDNCOP · 22/09/2013 20:10

How the fuck big is the Boot camp this year? We could be weeks at the judges pretend gaffs.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 22/09/2013 20:10

How many people auditioned? Cause I reckon we've seen about fifty, maximum.

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Raahh · 22/09/2013 20:10

But, yes, Noel- 10 out of 10 for the Wrong Direction quipGrin

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SauvignonBlanche · 22/09/2013 20:11

WTF was the guy in the kilts doing the splits?

TSSDNCOP · 22/09/2013 20:11

Saycool thanks. Bit of sick in my mouth now.