Wtaf is going on with eastenders??

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I know it's been shit for ages but its just dire atm. I'm a bit behind and stopped watching when bunhead Lauren was getting drunk. Switched back on and she's back from rehab. Was her rehab in the Maldives? I'm sick to the back teeth of her and joey. What a mockery they've made of teen drinking showing her recovered. She's a terrible actress.

Lucy is weird and for an eastender she's got a v posh accent. As has bobby. And Dennis. And Sharon.

And I really don't like how every victim of sexual abuse is portrayed as promiscuous. In one episode we see Kat dragging a guy into an alley for a quickie and Whitney getting into a car with strange men. Not every child victim is like kat and bloody Whitney. Utter tosh. I need another long break from it. I only came back to it cos corrie is terrible these days.

Nigellas guest - bianca named Tiffany after the Tiffany who died as she was her best friend.

Why did Ronnie leave bloodsoaked evidence at phil's but apparently couldn't bear to be parted with a set of jumpleads which she took out of boot before (newish looking car got crushed.
Also how did she get back to the square so quick? does she have a helicopter on standby?

I didn't understand the jump leads either

Derek died on Christmas Day last year didn't he?

New barmaid was in Holby City too, as a midwife (when they had Obs & Gynae and proppa storylines)

Dennis died at New Years as well. Sharon's adopted brother/lover. Eastenders is so gross sometimes...

The writers have been reading the thread again - Anyone catch Lauren's comment about Abi and Jay babysitting every kid on the square? A nice convenient catch-all for all the parents frolicking in the Vic miraculously child-free once again! No need to Shoe-horn in awkward lines about where all the kids are lol!

Also, I DO NOT understand the appeal of Phil Mitchell. Wtf is wrong with the women of Walford?

How old is Amy? Why is nobody concerned that she appears to be mute?

think amy has spoken once

pat i think was jan 1st

His body will prob be found soon as car wasn't crushed into a cube - but Ronnie is ruthless now !!!!!

Amy never has temper tantrums and always does as told whether to go into next room or play upstairs etc

Why don't people look their doors in ee? No one ever lock their back door

The Chavy wedding or not wedding in track suits etc was funny

How are Alfie and kat paying rent as barely sell anything on the stall

Did you notice ronnie has put on her rapist dad's ring? Is that a sign she has accepted herself as being evil like him?

blondes exactly re Amy, the child went in living room when aunty Ronnie told her, sat there all through murder and body disposal in total silence. At least they could have put on Cbeebies for her.

blatant Is it because when you live on square you must shag someone who lives there as well? Is there some kind of law about it? (along with working in walford also)
I mean there aren't really any other single men in walford: Phil, Billy, tamwar or massod's brother. Celibacy suddenly becomes a very attractive option.

agree tracksuit wedding was class!!

I have just realised that my friends boyfriend reminds me of Billy Mitchell, I am never going to be able to look him in the eye again for fear of saying somefink in a cockney accent

Why did Ronnie take the jump leads?

And why did Alfie and Kat not decide to team up together to sell the dresses and pay one lot of rent rather than compete against each other?

That Nancy is awful and stuck in a dreadful 90s timewarp..

New landlord at Vic is always on about not being unfaithful to wife. Who wants to make a bet on who will be the first lucky Square resident he shags? Mo? Tina? Shirley?
Why is Silent Amy so chubby suddenly? Why is she always being carried about?
Is Sharon getting fatter every week?
Why hasn't someone cut Denny's hair?

New landlord is tina and shirleys brother....so im betting he wont be DTD with those two
Maybe.... her who runs the salon now

Ownteeth - Shirley and Tina are his sisters, even EE wouldn't go that low. I think you're on the right track though. I'm going with the new owner of Booty, once she finds out about jake and Lauren.

Or Kat.

Blaah - forgot about the sister thing. Though EE hasn't had an incest story line yet so who knows. Apart from Lauren and Joey -cousins?
Kat is prob best bet - she told Alfie to 'man up' last night. I give it three months.

Yeah probably kat
Or lauren?

That's another thing with Kat. He's given her another chance after she cheated on him with Derek/Michael/whoever else and she's already turned into a raging harpy. Wouldn't she be making a bit more effort?

She should be grateful to have such a nice man, twatmonger.
Ooooh i love ddyer so much