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Wtaf is going on with eastenders??

999 replies

Bakingnovice · 24/08/2013 21:30

I know it's been shit for ages but its just dire atm. I'm a bit behind and stopped watching when bunhead Lauren was getting drunk. Switched back on and she's back from rehab. Was her rehab in the Maldives? I'm sick to the back teeth of her and joey. What a mockery they've made of teen drinking showing her recovered. She's a terrible actress.

Lucy is weird and for an eastender she's got a v posh accent. As has bobby. And Dennis. And Sharon.

And I really don't like how every victim of sexual abuse is portrayed as promiscuous. In one episode we see Kat dragging a guy into an alley for a quickie and Whitney getting into a car with strange men. Not every child victim is like kat and bloody Whitney. Utter tosh. I need another long break from it. I only came back to it cos corrie is terrible these days.

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SomeDizzyWhore1804 · 20/11/2013 16:30

Oh yes and meant to add- pretty sure that waste land was round Thurrock/Lakeside/M25 by IKEA way being as I'm an Essex gel born and bred GrinGrinGrin

cheerfulweatherforthewedding · 20/11/2013 17:39

Hmm at the idea of Joey playing Janine, but he is isn't he! What's his plan? Hope that she talks in her sleep? Because she's certainly not likely to confess all to him!

Jake doesn't know where Lauren lives? Guessing not because that would be really stupid.

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 20/11/2013 17:50

"I spose max will have to beat up Jake now .. oh and probably shag Jake"s wife too just to really mess with Lauren's head."

don't you just know it. Grin

yes lauren mentioned being from albert Sq yesterday and jake came over all "I need to fart but think I might follow through" worried expression Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 20/11/2013 19:39

2 people attend micheals funeral - out of the whole square

Who paid for it? Funerals aren't cheap ESP church services.

Amazing how new family members just appear - never rem Shirley having a sister

Blondeshavemorefun · 20/11/2013 19:40

Whoops posted too quick

Thought jack brannings was a good friend of micheals - he missed the funeral

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 20/11/2013 19:43

were Janine and Michael divorced? or would she have been liable for funeral expenses?

AmandinePoulain · 20/11/2013 19:46

Blondes do you remember Zsa Zsa, Shirley's niece from a few years ago? (She had BIG hair Grin). That's her Mum.

MissBattleaxe · 20/11/2013 19:55

The so called Sadie/Jake reveal was done a few years back when Dawn was seeing Rob and confided in Dr May about her secret boyfriend, only for Dr May to be married to Rob.

It was so predictable about Sadie and Jake.

Blondeshavemorefun · 20/11/2013 20:22

Don't rem the big haired neice Grin

And I didn't see the jake storyline blonde here so why did he charm Lauren - was it to get back at max via Carl?

And semi spoiler alert

Dexter came back for Ava just so he could get dexters kidney

Tho we kinda guessed that - it's been confirmed !!!

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 20/11/2013 20:54

yep i saw the epidose where sam put his passport in his pocket and emptied his pill box in an attempt to leave but then (frustratingly) changed his mind. he still will leave though. you can just tell.

they still haven't revealed any connection between carl and jake but that's the only theory I have come up with so far.

MissBattleaxe · 21/11/2013 09:28

I don't think there's a connection between Jake and Carl, I think Jake's character is just there for the love triangle.

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/11/2013 10:46

Another love triangle. As someone said earlier was done with the doctor and dawn

Surely jake must be a bit thick he must know Lauren lives in the square?

Is he not worried Lauren will tell Sadie?

Whose house has she brought?

Fakebook · 21/11/2013 20:45

Grin...what a stupid episode today! I burst out laughing at sadie and jake's bad over acting scene:

"WE KILLED A CHILD"!!!...Hmm Confused

Then the way Kirsty was cowering in the dark doorway and stepped back when max told her he could handle it. Grin.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 21/11/2013 21:35

Did ZsaZsa have long black and bright blue hair? And was a complete pain in the bum?

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YoureBeingASillyBilly · 22/11/2013 22:49

What horrible crap hens! Poor roxy!

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 22/11/2013 22:57

And how awful was Kirsty's drunk acting? Grin

cheerfulweather · 22/11/2013 23:59

at Kirsty's and Alfie's drunk acting.

Loved Ian's stag theme of giant board games; Ker Plunk, twister and Connect 4. The enthusiasm it received was overwhelming Grin

Ownteethandhair · 25/11/2013 20:35

Roxy's hideous grey dress matched her tramp stamp and she looked like a bride from a zombie flick.
Alfie should have said 'I will' not 'I do' so is he buying more time?
How come that Sadie woman and Jake were in church? They've only been in the Square for five mins.
Can EE get any worse?

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 25/11/2013 20:37

And what about ronnies hair? Why didnt she do her hair for her sisters wedding?

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/11/2013 23:35

drunk acting was funny Grin

MrsBucketxx · 26/11/2013 15:59

Roxie's dress was definitely a prom dress not a wedding dress.

Can't wait for tonight there's no spoliers anywhere.

tallulah · 26/11/2013 19:41

Where did they get the music for the wedding - Greatest Church Music CD?

We had Abide with Me (funeral hymn)
Once in Royal David's City, and
Jesus Christ Is Risen Today (Easter)

MissWimpyDimple · 26/11/2013 19:51

Do none of these people have mobile phones?