Wtaf is going on with eastenders??

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I know it's been shit for ages but its just dire atm. I'm a bit behind and stopped watching when bunhead Lauren was getting drunk. Switched back on and she's back from rehab. Was her rehab in the Maldives? I'm sick to the back teeth of her and joey. What a mockery they've made of teen drinking showing her recovered. She's a terrible actress.

Lucy is weird and for an eastender she's got a v posh accent. As has bobby. And Dennis. And Sharon.

And I really don't like how every victim of sexual abuse is portrayed as promiscuous. In one episode we see Kat dragging a guy into an alley for a quickie and Whitney getting into a car with strange men. Not every child victim is like kat and bloody Whitney. Utter tosh. I need another long break from it. I only came back to it cos corrie is terrible these days.

Janine even did the fake stabbing herself thing with Stacey and the fit bloke she was married to (can't remember his name).

Ryan!! Mmm

What colour are david wickes' eyes?

My mind is still boggling at the amount of bedrooms in Bianca's house.
David in pat's old room
Carol
Bianca and Terry
Whitney and tiff
Liam
I know that there prob is one downstairs but 4 upstairs, that can't be right surely.

I was thinking that about Bianca's house, maybe somebody sleeps in the bath???? I'm not surprised that Carol has moved in with Masod.

Least they mentioned it at long last with Whitney complaining !!

Finally max is free via phil an kidnapping Ian

Did we see Ian get bundled into a van?

Dexters dad is a smarmy git and I don't like him !!!

Did we actually see male twin of Ian's get hit? If so why is he protecting Carl - or coz of his dad

Still swooning over David wicks

Also swooning over DW! I dont really remember when he used to be in it before. Was he a baddy or just a heartbreaker?

Also, i saw sam's evil grin last night just Before the end, do we know what he us up to yet or was that the first sign that he was up to something?

Sam will hopefully fuck off now he's got his kidney.

So where in England do we have this barren desert land which is completely empty with no other cars or people around? . A little bit too GTA for my liking!

it reminded me of one of those gangster films fakebook. It looked like a quarry or something?

DW was always jack the lad but cute. Loved him in casualty

Waste land can't be in London - tho obv local enough for max to jump into can with phil

i think the wasteland is between Furrock services and getting back on the M25 towards chelmo.

ian's surely overdue for a bogwash by now.

Slight tangent but being from NI (loads of green space and wasteland) i find it very funny that you are actually able to pin point where a bit of wasteland must be in london as there is so little. I visited my cousin in blackburn a few years ago and after 3 days i begged him to take me somewhere i could see some green as everywhere we went was just roads as buildings. He drove me up into some big hill where we could see trees and a field in the distance

phil and max yelling for help really made me pmsl

What I couldn't understand about the Janine/Michael murder was that the police kept Alice in but let Janine go just because Janine said she didn't do it. Apparently it's really that simple to get away with murder if you lie to the police and say you didn't do it.

Also can we PLEASE talk about Carl running? It was hilarious. Me and DH burst out laughing at the scary gangster running like a small girl who doesn't want to come last on Sports Day.

Hahahaha. I thought the same about Carls running. He runs like my 6yo DD. VERY amusing.

I can't stand the Dexter family, I don't mind Ava, though I'm struggling to work out her career path, but Dexter is a joke. He talks so fast in faux-gangstaaaa that it's impossible to follow and as for his daddy. Jeez. Just sod off will ya?

Oh yes! Forgot to post at the time. His running was hilarious. Ian didnt look much better but it still wasnt as funny as carls. I bet he was dreading that bit coming up because he knew how crap he looks when he runs

And that but where dexter was whingeing about needing real soap and not body wash was just ridiculous.

yes in teaching you can't just take a day off in term time, please get real writers. She doesn't seem to be snowed under with planning or marking etc.

Yes Dexter buy your own soap, how old are you?

i still want to know why ava left her posh private school - where we met her via tanya stalking her

and now works in the local state walford primary school

When DH saw Carl running he said "I wish Harry Hill was still on"

I just want to say that if Janine gets away with it I will stop watching.

And I! Much of EE is not realistic, but that would just be absolutely ludicrous, we can only suspend disbelief so far after all.

I spose max will have to beat up Jake now .. oh and probably shag Jake"s wife too just to really mess with Lauren's head.

Joey is definitely playing Janine.. tho he seems a bit thick so maybe not

I've just tuned back in after almost a year away (we stopped watching after the whole Tanya and Max wedding day/Kirsty reveal bollocks last Christmas) and I am quite lost about a lot of the characters. I'm really only persisting for David Wicks who has got very dishy with age. Dingdong!