Wtaf is going on with eastenders??

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I know it's been shit for ages but its just dire atm. I'm a bit behind and stopped watching when bunhead Lauren was getting drunk. Switched back on and she's back from rehab. Was her rehab in the Maldives? I'm sick to the back teeth of her and joey. What a mockery they've made of teen drinking showing her recovered. She's a terrible actress.

Lucy is weird and for an eastender she's got a v posh accent. As has bobby. And Dennis. And Sharon.

And I really don't like how every victim of sexual abuse is portrayed as promiscuous. In one episode we see Kat dragging a guy into an alley for a quickie and Whitney getting into a car with strange men. Not every child victim is like kat and bloody Whitney. Utter tosh. I need another long break from it. I only came back to it cos corrie is terrible these days.

Don't get me started on Sharon and Denny. The only thing that intregues me about those two is where they buy their conditioner.

I already miss Micheal and his teeeeeeny weeeeny button down collars.

Has Kat had botox ? she seems to have lost the ability to move her face !

Silly storyline and no doubt Janine will walk free - yet again

Too many money stealing stories

Not sure how Sharon got off her addiction for pills

Kat/Alfie/roxy is boring

What's the Xmas day plot? Any more deaths?

I find Sharon the Pfb-zilla hysterical, I'm not sure that's what the writers are going for though. They have ruined her with Denny. I liked her when she first came back.

Kat and Alfie will get back together... very dull and predictable. Alfie is beyond awful. I think he's supposed to be endearing but in reality quite the opposite

Yes agree! Janine's story would be torn apart by good lawyer/police, it's so infuriating. Also at Janine being allowed to visit Alice. Janine isn't due to leave EE is she? So will get away with it, if so.

Who the actual fuck is Tel? and what is Bianca doing??

'tel' is a stand up comedian in RL. ive seen him on a few different shows.

Another unbelievable episode. Women apparently don't know where the fuse box is in a house ...fake fireworks...Bianca moving a strange man into her house after all that trouble with Tony ... And his children are like cartoon twins of Liam and Tiffany. It was like an episode of The Simpsons where they meet long lost cousins and they all have a similar looking relative. Bizarre.

and is Bianca intending to build a multi-storey extension to accommodate all these people?

carol
david
Bianca
tel
whitney
Tiff
rosie
liam
morgan
mini tel

have I missed anyone? that's 10 people in a what 3 bedroom house?

They made the dining room into a bed room - pat used to sleep there but yes it's a tardis

Silly really

Same as in brannings house. That's 3 bedroom but later on girls had a room to their self as did oscar as did Tanya and max

So Bianca falls in love within 2 months and uproots his kids - she might get preg again - co we know she's fertile !!

well at least Janine's gone back home so they can have the sofa back for someone (david?) to sleep on.

Carol did say where are they going to sleep? The only time in soapland that anyone has vocalised what we've all thought!
I agree about the similarities of the children and also wondered why a family can never arrive in a soap quietly and with no fuss or shouting.

There's a dining room in biancas house? Where?? Under the stairs?

Tel is what would happen if Grant Mitchell had shagged Minty and had a baby

I think the dining room must be a second reception room like in Dot's and Ian's homes, that appeared out of no where .

Also, did anyone find it annoying how when Joey came back from clubbing or wherever no one would tell him what had happened? I mean how many times did he have to ask? If that was me I would have been screaming at the end! They did it to Bianca too!

I laughed when carol asked where they're all going to sleep.
I'd love a deceptively spacious house like that one!

some of ee houses have a long living/dining room like brannings/janines/masoods and now ians (after knocking down wall)

others are small living room and dining room behind, next to kitchen - ie slaters, biancas, pats and once ians

can you tell i spend too much time thinking/watching ee

yes fakebook! they all wouldn't answer him when he kept asking about alice! I thought that was really cruel. obviously his mind will think the worst case scenario. I didn't get the point of it though because the idea of suspense/mystery is to keep the audience in suspense. you don't tell the audience what happens and then keep the characters in suspense. it's silly! that scene would have had a point if we didn't already know who was dead.

campervan I must have missed that bit. where did carol say they were all sleeping? (I need to know )

Tel (aka MintyMitchell) will no doubt have an ex wife who will soon appear on the scene and will probably move into the equally overcrowded Kims Palace

Yes, I can tell Blonde

'minty mitchell'

Couldn't they find anyone better to play the part of Tel? His acting is atrocious.

The EE casting peeps need to find somewhere better to find their actors, just this year alone we've had to put up with Dexter's mum, Dexter's dad, gravelly voice bloke and now this bloody Tel. It's putting me right off I tell you.

me too.

did he say his name was terry spraggan? like lucy spraggan?

I thought exactly that YoureASillyBilly!