The Voice- it's the FINAL!!

[Raahh]

I am currently 23 floor up in rhe Hilton in manchester. I am drinking cocktails- yet I am sad I will miss the voice final.

C' mon everyone, Matt to win!

Oh this fella's arsing about too much.

Shouty

It took TWO minds to come up with that shite?

Ah. It's Jessie's fault.

Jessy's idea.

Nuff said.

He lives in you.....he lives in me......blah blah blah blah

'that was a final performance'
Prophetic, Jessie? We can but hope.

Yes, I thought that was very video-esque. Optimistic. I bet the runners were thrilled though.

Late. DD didn't feel THE VOICE - FINAL! was good enough a reason to not piss about all day.

But hey, just enough time to see Matt doing his head-bobbing tribute to Bobble-Headed BaBylon chap.

Really good, best so far.

Yeah. word play isn't really for O'Dodgems, is it?

Jessie's dreadful short hair just shows off that her head is a bit of a funny shape.

Live TV makes me cringe

Holly's cleavage looks more sprayed on than the six packs on 300

Sir Tom is not really saying anything at all is he?? Nor are any judges?? What are they on about?? William? Nonsense.

What colour is Jessie's hair naturally?

And then we lost the will.i.am to live...

WE KNOW IT IS THE FINAL why do they have to keep telling us???GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Ah good, Will.I.Eck has just summarised the choreography there.

El Squeako next

Jessie needs to step away from the bleach

EARPLUG TIME!

Jessie's hair certainly isn't naturally the same colour as her dress.

Jessie's hair is naturally braaahhhhn

Is Holly just naturally patronising?

Here comes my Leah!