The Voice- it's the FINAL!!

[Raahh]

I am currently 23 floor up in rhe Hilton in manchester. I am drinking cocktails- yet I am sad I will miss the voice final.

C' mon everyone, Matt to win!

I'm pretty sure they obly picked that song because there weren't too many words to learn

Hi everyone.

I thought that was the most consummate display of how NOT to perform a song. Utterly awful.

Holly doing her bit for the ratings again...

Ohhhh Holly's dress..........it's as high as it is low.....

what the chuff is holly wearing

Yawn.
So Andrea
Cuntry Asbo
Matt (there IS a Matt! Will He's Not)
and El Squeako

I'm with Matt. In as much as I care at all.

You may be seated, Judges

Ooohhhh Michael Buble...........

Holly looks like she's wearing those plastic boobs so beloved of stag parties

Tell us about your nan, Mike

Who is more pointless?

Reg or Holly?
(and no puns about Holly's points)

The bubble oo-er missus, I so would.

Holly sporting the Helena Bonham DooDah couture range there. Special pockets in the skirts for those 'hidden' extras when you're shopping.

S'Toma wandered off a bit there, didn't he?

I really don't get Cuntry Mike.

Who voted for him?

Did anyone else notice what looked like a cut or a graze on the side of Jessies head.............Or was it just me?

I would love to know what special engineering sorcery is involved in creating the Willoughby boobage.

Ha coco!!! DD just said her cleavage is drawn on!!

I LOVE Mickey Bubbles now. Shitting in boxes or no.

Whoop, whoop!

Mum didnt bother dressing up then.

I'm rooting for Matt

Mike to win!

Oh yes, Bublé is a god to me now.

Awful.

Asbo back whoam in the working mens club.
God, he's shit. I hope the Americans don't get our Voice imported in like we do with theirs. SO embarrassing.