THE VOICE!- 15/6/2013 The Semi-final... *****7pm*****

[Raahh]

So, this week it's back to Saturday and 7 o'clock.

Here is a list of who we have left, and the songs they are apparently singing with their mentors .

Will, Leah and Cleo ? ?Rapture? by Blondie

Jessie J, Ash and Matt? ?Stay? by Rihanna

Tom Jones, Mike and Joseph ? ?Games People Play? by Joe South

Danny O?Donoghue, Andrea and Karl ? ?Let Her Go? by Passenger

Final 8 group performance ? ?I Will Wait? by Mumford and Sons

'Rapture' is already sounding awful in my head

Jessie subtext - you're not going to win.

So patronising. Why is she an angel? Why does she make everyone count their blessings? At least do her the courtesy of judging her against everyone else without treating her as if she were an eight yo on BGT who has just staggered through something from Annie.

Every time I see Andreas family I hear duelling banjos.

Urgh- laydees? I don't think so mate. Unless there are more severely visually-impaired audiences members.

Gwan, Reggie. Just the double oxer to go and you've a place at Hickstead. Giddy up.

Sue- exactly. It is all very condescending.

With additional hearing problems.

Oh it's Cleo. She makes me stabby. In fact, I cannot stand either of Billy's team.

Ick. Am finding WillHeBe flashing the cash faintly distasteful.
Look you, Fringey has broken the mic.

Whyis Cleo wearing a doily?

COMIN ATCHA

unfortunately.

Cleo thinks she's won it already

it should be good. it won't be.

Much prefer Danny's song choices to Jessie's. Flicked over cos got bored with her team due to warbly songs. Preferred Andrea to Karl tonight.

Wtaf

i can't stand leah's baby girl voice.

Is Willy going to spray a big cock'n'balls?

Lmao sue

lalalalala I can't hear you

I think Cleo has heard fringey one rehearse, so she knows something we don't, to be fair.

That first girl sounded in pain..............the second isn't much better!

Not good really

So, team - how are we going to cover up that Will can't actually sing?
Well, how about getting him to do a nice picture?
Worked for Rolf
FFS, don't mention him

Who let the cats out? "Yowl"

Well, Will is the best in his team.