THE VOICE!- 15/6/2013 The Semi-final... *****7pm*****

[Raahh]

So, this week it's back to Saturday and 7 o'clock.

Here is a list of who we have left, and the songs they are apparently singing with their mentors .

Will, Leah and Cleo ? ?Rapture? by Blondie

Jessie J, Ash and Matt? ?Stay? by Rihanna

Tom Jones, Mike and Joseph ? ?Games People Play? by Joe South

Danny O?Donoghue, Andrea and Karl ? ?Let Her Go? by Passenger

Final 8 group performance ? ?I Will Wait? by Mumford and Sons

'Rapture' is already sounding awful in my head

Leah is squeaky Cyndi "that wrong note is on purpose y'know, that is my Schlick" Lauper wannabe.

Not narrowing it down much there :D

Googled. Oh, her.

sorry.

She's 'quirky' a.k.a 'shit'

Ok autocorrect wtf is a Schlick and why when I have never heard of it would you choose to replace the perfectly reasonable and in common usage "schtick" ?

O'Dodgems is Schlick, i bet

Oh yes. I bet he slips around on that chair from all the Schlick he oozes.

I have just realised this is on for over 2 hours- so there must be more performances, or just lots of vt/padding.

S'Toma will be tired.

Jakers. Two hours

Oooo. MN broke then. I thought it was a reprieve.

Two hours and ten minutes, Jesus wept.

O'Dodgems? A Superstar? Rilly?

Reggie with the Quorn this season?

DD says Holly needs to put a vest on!

Or is it a satirical comment on the circus feel to all of this malarkey?

Gah. am bored already. Cannot. Summon. Energy. to. snipe.

Those Irish mammys need to come and staple a top on Holly

warbly warbly sneery lip

God, Jessie is shit.

It sounds the same when it goes from Jessie to fat bloke.

Could this be any more tedious?

God this is beyond awful

Just sing the fucking song

Meh! Next!

Well, at least they couldn't ruin the song. It was already pants.

Stop with the vocal gymnastics FFS