THE VOICE!- 15/6/2013 The Semi-final... *****7pm*****

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So, this week it's back to Saturday and 7 o'clock.

Here is a list of who we have left, and the songs they are apparently singing with their mentors .

Will, Leah and Cleo ? ?Rapture? by Blondie

Jessie J, Ash and Matt? ?Stay? by Rihanna

Tom Jones, Mike and Joseph ? ?Games People Play? by Joe South

Danny O?Donoghue, Andrea and Karl ? ?Let Her Go? by Passenger

Final 8 group performance ? ?I Will Wait? by Mumford and Sons

'Rapture' is already sounding awful in my head

Did Will get the 'come as a Bond villain' spoof email.

dH used to have a red leather tie like that. He also had a perm and a shiney suit though. What with it being 1983.

it was all quite literal. Like watching 'Pans people'

Who won last year? What happened to them?

I don't like jessies hair blonde.
Did you see leannes CD sold less than a thousand copies.

Will should get out his riding coat. he and reggie can have a jump off

He loves his mum. Ah.

Why are the judges always proud? They didn't give birth to the contestants.

SuePurblyblit you just made me me choke on my

Poor Leanne. The single she released barely scraped the top 75. And theycancelled the tour. Yet still bothered with a second series

Leanne - Geraldine in all but success.

Jakers, that pair in the Radio One studio. Painful.

Look at rent a crowd

Just lied to the Alicia Keys version, Matt was better than Alex but still pretty mediocre.

what have they dressed Andrea in?

LOVE how O'Dodgems always sounds shitter than his team

Hate this song, weedy voiced wee fucker always singing it on my radio

Is his mic off?

Do you think she has somebody underneath the skirt, à la Demis Roussos, to steer her round the stage so she doesn't fall down a step?

Wtf do they have her in? There's no call for that

Who does Danny's bloke look like?

Or a loo roll, Boff. Giant.

Ah, no, I can see her feet. If they are her feet...

Bof

Is that Tranny Zukko, Coco?