The Apprentice Week 5 - The Count does Dubai TONIGHT!

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I am so looking forward to it :)

I've been to Dubai airport. That was enough.

I may be slighting the place but the likes of John terry go on holiday to Dubai. That tells me all I need to know.

Gervasian is the Asian Ricky Gervaise, ie Zee. We like to come up with slightly offensive nicknames wherever possible.

Nine of them can understand the fuck what she's saying!

Norn Iron is struggling to make herself understood, isn't she?

I dont need any of that viagra im from Wales, love eyebrows

I'm from Wales, genius!

I can't stand him. He's like a typoical photocopier salesman. Or a chugger.

Noooooo the cod English to make it easier for fick forriners.

Oh dear, the back view of those green jeans being pulled right up is awful!

WHY is no one mocking the fact they think there are 12cm in a foot???????

I missed that bit :(

Haha, have been to dubai several times, souks can be great. Not sure why they can't find an Arabic coffee pot!

I'm praying they end up with a teeny tiny flag.

Fucking idiots!

I'm finding Miles quite hot

Oh dear. Zoe's flag is a bit little.

12 inches fuckwits.

Hehehe- love this. Twats.

Don't think so Maryz

He is hot. He's the hottest ever male contestant IMO.

Can someone please shoot those wanky sunglasses off gervasians face. Please?

tiny flag

What a lovely, small, flag

Very dapper Nick

The flag might be the kosher chicken of the series..