The Apprentice Week 5 - The Count does Dubai TONIGHT!

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I am so looking forward to it :)

Maybe oud will be this series' kosher chicken of. A previous year (when Lucinda was in )

Nails down a blackboard

Christ I didn't spot them green pants before. Wtf?

And her fucking simper!

Fank you

Wabbit gets right on my tits.

Posh boy's negotiating technique = sad face

Leah has a sweaty upper lip issue.

Kosher chicken was brilliant...gervasian has a problem with Leah

I LOVED the kosher chicken escapade. It was a guy, who'd been trying to bond with Sirallan over their Jewishness, getting TOTALLY mixed up between kosher and halal. In Morocco.

On a similar note, I will now (due to a previous series), never forget that another name for black onion seeds/nigella seeds, is kalonji.

Norn iron feisty until it came to the point and she backed down!

I want to see how long the slap stays on their faces after a flight and the heat!

Glittet..it was an excellent apprentice year.

First mistake-paying retail?

Leah will be in trouble if they lose because she ignored gervasian.

Honestly, Alan Sugar must be down to printing his own Yellow Pages these days. Who uses them?

Who is she? I don't think I've ever see her before.

Who's Gervasian? I'm not watching (deathbed, cough cough, snooooork, dribble)

Spoons is very quiet today.

12cm in a foot. Of god

48cm! They can't convert feet and inches! These people are morons!

Gervasian is zee moomin.

Leah is smuggy smug smug.