The voice- the final auditions. It's 'pure and simple', judges, you need to be ' making your mind up'

[Raahh]

Fred title in ref to the return of jay from Buck's Fizz, and Danny from popstars, hear'say.

Bet neither get through!

Ooooooh she looked gutted

She was the bitchy one, wasn't she?
Wasn't there some 'goss' on her, back in the day?

Ahh, at least my connection came back for the Darius pic which i really don't have bookmarked, oh no

ROAR at S'Toma, whose Mum had obviously drilled home 'if you can't say anything nice...'

'I like the drink that the band you used to be in was named after'

That's finding that jeffing silver lining

They really shouldn't allow ex famous people on, imo.

Omfg darius's penis! And a child...?

His names what??

Mme noooooo, they absolutely should

Danny thinks he's going to get a friend of colour, doesn't he?

Why is putting on an accent though?

Sue- no clue who she was, poor S'Toma.

Oh no.
White hipster does Marley pain - it's like no other.
And I have to watch O'Dodgems do his poultry-inspired classic music head wobble
I'm out.

This is just bizarre, and probably racist

Oh this guy is good. Not a great song choice but very talented.

Looking forward to Will's face when he sees a white guy with red hair

Hazel

He's not that good IMHO

look at my fucking red trousers

Moni has the most perfectly-aligned teef, evah.

Hoo yes, the mean streets of Essex. That'll give you soul.

Are red trousers better, or worse than baby-shit coloured trousers?

Better than poo, worse than snot

I find his quite sexy I have a thing for gingers.

Posher, Raahh. They are the choice of the Boris-type