The voice- the final auditions. It's 'pure and simple', judges, you need to be ' making your mind up'

[Raahh]

Fred title in ref to the return of jay from Buck's Fizz, and Danny from popstars, hear'say.

Bet neither get through!

I take it back, then Sue.
FFs you big bunch of slackers. Wtf have you been doing all day?

I loved popstars. It's seems so 'quaint' now, the idea that they would pre record the show and have the judges with expertise in the industry actually pick the winners.

I know. And 'nasty' Nigel.

Old square heads brother was/is married to Marcella Detroit from Shakespeares Sister.
Random fact of the day alert.

Oh yes and I've had a name change

from....? Or is that the point?

Damn I knew I'd be invisible
Its cocolepew.

I loved Nasty Nigel. He was a proper judge.

And Marcella Detroit.

I will now be singing squawking 'You're History' for the next hour.

Hello Coco

Jay's middle name is Hilda

I know that made me snort.
I work with a young girl called Ethel. It just doesn't seem right .

I may go and do my make up like them SS girls, in homage. Remember Claggy doing them? In a nightie?

Koko - coco. I seeeeee. And is there a Koko Kardashian? I don't follow them.

Also, and you must read this in your best Ivor the Engine voice, 'stunning singer Bronwen Lewis from the Valleys auditions in Welsh'. Look you.
S'Toma may just wake up from his 40 winks expire

No I don't think so. I'm hoping they will adopt me, I'm sick of being skint.
I'll fit right in, my arse is huge.

Some wee kids in school were convinced I was one of Shakespeares Sister, years ago, but it was Marcella. I wanted to be the Bananarama one

Does everyone in Wales sing ? That's lovely

That'll be nice. I'll start watching then just so I can slag you off on MN

unfortunately I look more like the mum in it. Apart from first thing in the morning when I look like the dad.

Since S''Toma only has one space left, so are we guessing bronwyn gets it then?[ grin]

I' d love to look like marcella. I think her legs alone are taller than me

I may have to fashion me a mini skirt out of a tea towel, for when jay appears.

They all have only one spot left, don't they? Danny may even be full
Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends

no- Danny and S'Tom have 11, Jessie has 10, and Bill.je.suis has 9.

So it will be Will-filled week this week-and he will end up with great acts, not the dregs. just to show how heavily edited it is.

So- Bingo- throw things at tv when Jessie --breaths- says 'double denim'

It's hard to tell, really, Maryz-it's so edited, it's impossible to know how it panned out.

I think the auditions should be live. I'm not convinced by the 'blind' bit- how do we know they've not had a dozen attempts

plus they are PRIMED- no way did Danny no-mates recognise Kavana.

It matters not, Mary. They are PRIMED

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I remember the Irish popstars - 'You're a Star',for Eurovision. I loved it so much. Did you watch it the year Mickey Harte won, Marysaid? I was working in deepest Cork and someone I worked with was related to said Mickey . But the 'local' candidates were the gawdhelpus tone deaf twins - ciara and aoife or similar. With the most breathtaking logic ever, my colleagues decided they would vote for both Mickey AND the twins, so it'd be 'fair'. Never mind it was effectively cancelling out their phone call, bless 'em