Loose Women (aaaarrrghhhhhh!): Part Two.

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I put Part Two because I have already ranted about them a while ago.
My last rant was probably about this too, ie, doesn't matter what the topic of conversation is - Maggie Thatcher, alcohol, teenagers, education, the creation of the universe etc etc - it doesn't matter, each panellist manages to get onto her own fave topic, as follows:-

Denise Welch - she is an ex druggie and liked a tipple, also divorced twice, once to that bloke from 'Bendorm',she's about to get married to some waste of space called Lincoln. She has been on Dancing on Ice!!!

Andrea Maclean - also divorced twice, and gives a silly schoolgirl giggle every time she mentions it, oh, and she's NOT getting married again (yeah that's what Katie Price said)

Lisa Maxwell - has been engaged donkeys years to Po, no, not Po off the Tellytubbies , PO (she means Paul but this is how she says it) and she has a daughter called Beau.

Last but not least Carol McGiffin - she has a toy boy called Mark, she has a toyboy called Mark, she has a toyboy called Mark, she has a toyboy called Mark, she has a t....

Like I said...aaarrrgghhhhhh!!!!!!

couldnt stand Coleen and her grimacing at the camera all the time.
dont normally watch it but as OP says, its a rant sport thing!

watch out cos Mcgiffin mentioned forums criticising them so bet theyll hear about this one and comment with the usual inane excuses.

Janes okay, i like that northen bluntness thing about her.

but some of the guests are a bit iffy...and what about the ones they flirt outrageously with?

and when they get all 'deep and meaningful' at something like, say, poverty in the world and the next min theyre saying ''and nows your chance to win £25,000 and a brand new car''!!

Oh I know, they do have their good points..... I suppose. Sorry bleeding I can't think who the short and curly one is.
Marj yes some are definitely iffy and Gok Wan has been on so many times I think they just keep a spare Gok in the cupboard on set , there's only so much mincing at the camera and 'girlfriending' I can take!

McGiffin reading this....bring it on

jo bunting? (I had to google but I did recognise her when I saw her picture)
And there was zoe tyler who was a singing/voice coach (but she had straight hair)

Love this thread it has really made me chuckle! I like Jane and Carol (not her political spoutings though very right wing) I like their sense of humour and Carol can laugh at herself.
I remember when Kerry Katona was on at the same time as Kay ! It was good in away to hear things from a younger woman's point of few. She was honest but kept a lot of things to herself as she must have been going through a rough time as her marriage broke up around that time.

view sorry!

Jenny Eclair was a good one.

hated Cilla Black on it whenever she was a guest LW.

Does anyone actually like Cilla Black?
I'm sure the LW hate her too, they've just been ordered to kowtow to ITV royalty.

I agree about Jo Brand, she would be good Lady.

Sherie was a mad as a box of frogs but her heart was in the right place. Banged on a bit about her shaky past marriage but I suppose I would if I was her.

I know what you mean about Cilla, at one time she could not manage to do any guest appearance on a show without mentioning she was matey with John Lennon and hung around with The Beatles. We know Cilla, now shut up about it!

Yuk yuk yuk to John brand with her all men are thick stupid and boring, and I like cake and I'm fat, yawn. Go away love your nowhere near as funny as you think you are.
Agree jenni eclair was good value on the show
,i used to like Jo bunting. Witty

Cilla was always 'ive a date with Cliff' and I'm friends with Cliff' and flirting outrageously with him every time he was on, too.

See, if I was Cliff, Id be thinking,' shes not really my friend, shes too name-droppy'.

Jo brand obviously not John.

I know what you mean Chippy she can be annoying with that at times but I'd like to give her a trial run.

Yes Marj, Cilla, John and Cliff, big mates, we know, it get's boring doesn't it, how impressed are we supposed to be?

Jo Bunting! Yes, she was clever and funny. Clashed with Thatcher McGiffin!

Yes I like Jenni Éclair but excuse my ignorance - who is Jo Bunting?