The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

Oh, I'm on the horns of a dilemma with this...I want to be with you lot, but I want to watch BGT too. What to do, what to do..?

Record BGT of course. Then you can ff through the boring bits

Or watch it on the plus one. You'd only miss a bit.

Definitely record BGT, so you can FF through adverts, endless recaps & shit acts.

I was confused when I saw the clips from the last BGT on Graham Norton last night, I don't remember Aleesha Dixon being a judge?! Was it a guest appearance?

Whoop!

I never really watch BGT, so have no dilemmas here. Of course, this will probably be the year that something lures me over there ...

Hello! Ooh, it's like the X factor threads all over again.

Pleather leggings oiled up and ready to go. Hate Danny's cum face neck pumping thing.

Hmm, I will try and talk DP into BGT on +1 then.

yy- Danny's nodding dog thing is annoying.
As is EVERYTHING about Jessie J.

Will anyone who isn't Welsh pick S'Tom , do we think?

Cum face and double-pointy fingers. Showbiz fingers for'ard.

It's the Irish tonight according to the interwebs.

Boffles, tell your DH he OWES me.
I'm not sure why. I'll think of something.

I've got to go out tonight, not fair!

Shhhh don't let dd know its bgt I fucking hate it.
The voice will be on in my house.
I wondered about my hormones last week because both Tom and Danny looked really shagable is that normal thoughts to be having?

It starts before 7 Viva, you could see a bit?

Ledkr, no. Seek help.

I am struggling to remember any of the acts that have gone through

I think there are a couple of 'famous in the 90's' slebs trying again this week.

Jessie J's 'feeling the music' face always reminds me to do my Kegel exercises.

Apparently BGT are putting through everyone who has ever been rejected by The Voice out of spite, so I live in hope of seeing the JoS couple again. And Fat Thor. Or was he a Jesus?

See I open my heart and you mock [hmmph]
Last week I had seen one direction on the Friday who also caught my 45 yr old eye. It's a midlife crisis isn't it
Googles Aston Martins

Not going out till 7:45 and have had shower already so will try to watch and get dressed, do make up.

Now the Wandies too? You need help

I shall be playing Voice Bingo with twirl bites. They are good.

definitely record bgt for all the advert and other twaddle related reasons above. in fact, will record both so that we can watch in peace after sport and beer obsessed dp has gone out to pub!

Fat Thor was a Jesus- he was a stroppy one. Lord Webber really didn't like him

I don't have the fancy pants sky plus though, so I can't record. I've won the Voice first battle though, so yay for that. It's an hour and a half tonight: is it always that long?

Bof- It is.
A very looooong hour and a half.

Shurrup, it is an hour and a half of qualidee ennertainmen

Actually, it's about twenty minutes of singing, the rest of the time it's that shower of gobshites blowing up one another's arses or showing off.

Why do we watch it, again?

Sue- I have no idea. i have no life

When do the live shows and the shout-off bits start, do we know?