THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

[Raahh]

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?[bugrin]Wish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.[bugrin]

Didn't one of the guys use that line last year "we probably have the same CD collection..."

Nooooooo- not Jessie.

S'Tom gutted there, he thought the Welsh thing would swing it.
Reckoned without the draw of an actual live woman, tho Tom.

Fuck me, Bill.Je.Suis has a Kardashian arse.

Sorry, a 'very real' live woman.
Not even a bit pretend.

Hazel I'm not looking at Bill De Buffalos arse this year, I got a bit fixated last time

Ahh, how good would it be if they rop off the X-Factor and do a Judges House thing? A thang?

But they don't go to the house, they just bring a friend. And Bill Brings Britney, Bitches?

That would be very good.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Danny has no friends, other than the rest of the judging panel? And that they have a private facebook group just to bitch about him being needy?

I know this fella's story. He's colourblind, clearly.

Did we cover (ahem) Bill's Bum last year?
I forget. I just remember babywipes.

He's no Heidi Range, is he?

Who's Bill?

Yy DannyNoMates

DS1, with his back to the telly, asked if it was an actual Muppet. Cruel.

He sounds like Paulo Nutini with someone standing on his bollocks.

LOL Sue I think you're spot on!

I want to join that Facebook group, Sue

Bill = Will.i.Am

Oh GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

Jessie IS more than a singer. She is also an attention seeking publicity hound.

He's like a little Marky- mark

Danny's touting for mates, not acts

Jessie is SO real.
She da Real Deal/

Evening laydees, eek! i'm well late to the table..