THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

[Raahh]

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?[bugrin]Wish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.[bugrin]

[AuntieMaggie]

Yep Danny is looking for someone to have beers with :o

[SuePurblybilt]

Sitting round, a few beers, that's how I roll in the studio.

PLEASE BE MY FRIEND, PLEASE LIKE ME, NOBODY PICKS UP WHEN I CALL AND IT'S SO LONELY HERE.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Loving the Muppet comment

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Reggie suddenly looks like a grown up.

[AuntieMaggie]

Thanks Hazel I was being dim

[SuePurblybilt]

God I'm so alone. I know they don't really like me. And I'm starting to think my hair is stupid

[LittleBairn]

That was mean of Danny to tell him he won't make it on Jessie team, talk about sour grapes.

[ShowOfHands]

WHAT is this programme? What IS it?

FFS.

I can't find my remote. Tom Welsh Jones, Baldilocks, Colonel Mustard and a guy who I hate myself for wanting to lick till he cries.

WTF is this thing?

[Raahh]

Sue

[SuePurblybilt]

Arf, Jessie having Buyers Remorse there

[HazeltheMcWitch]

It may be stupid hair, Danny, but it's tall. And that's what matters.

[BOEUF]

Colonel Mustard

[SuePurblybilt]

SoH, we all start off fancying him, for about 20 minutes. It wears off.

[SuePurblybilt]

This one came up on my goggling search. She is one of the ones they featured, so that means lots of warbling.

[AuntieMaggie]

:O Show

I think Ant and Dec should come on!

[MiaCulper]

I like a dip-dyed Essex girl.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

God, this is tedious.

[Raahh]

Don't like her.

There's a cruise ship with her name on some where.

[ShowOfHands]

When's Aldi Mary on?

That dirty bloke with the hair, who's he and why is his neck like that?

[joanofarchitrave]

Hmm, cruisey.

[SuePurblybilt]

She's doing the decisive mic-slash between phrases. Always the sign of a good cruise ship singer, that. Jane Mac literally sliced the air when she did it. sliced and BUTTERED it.

[LittleBairn]

Raah I agree.

[BOEUF]

The shots from behind are a bit disturbing- it looks like she is threatening to moon us.

[Mooshbag]

What's with the different poses Bill?

[GeraldineAubergine]

Hi everyone, didn't know it was back on but I'm so glad the thread has started, filling a Saturday void it is. As per usual I love Tom jones and cringe at Jessie jay.