THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

[Raahh]

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?[bugrin]Wish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.[bugrin]

Nasteeeeee pleather.

Why are they singing together? And clapping? And probably whooping?
Make them stop now.

What the fuck

I'm a bit disappointed she doesn't have her Yazzhead on today.

Close yer legs luv

My word, this is cringey

OH NOOOOOOOO, not Lulu, please, anything but that!

They are trying to hard to come across like they are jamming...

Bless Will. He. Won't He having a crack at it

God I'm already fed up of jj's try to hard wobbly vibratoey extras voice!

I remember Oirish singing with Bo last year now, it was embarrassing. She outclassed him by MILES, he sounded like a drunk man on the tube.
Bill-Be-Carlton has a WATERFALL CARDI on. Yes he does.

Damn you all! Stil got bloody night garden on here its been a stressfully day so bedtime is late. I am currently having my locks changed a very bad day.

She just tries soooooooo hard...

Lookit, a waterfall cardi and hunting breeches.
Coming to a Per Una concession near you.

This appalling start has given me chance to settle dd2 at least.

The camera work is making me ill- and where did they get the over enthusiatic audience?

It's all so determinedly family-friendly, urgh. Apart from the tit-jiggling. And that's just Tom Jones.

DCs have given up already and are having spinning wars on the stools.

The waterfall look is obviously his 'uniform' this year, after last years jackets.

Oh, Jessie is going for the one-step-away from Rastamouse pretendy hip voice.
Add to your Bingo her saying ' no you DID'N '

Ah' I remember how this works now: Danny looks round to see if any other judges are interested and copies them. Mastermind, he is.

Last year was full-on jockey, wasn't it? And those regimentals that Coldplay wore, the ones that Wardrobe shrunk in the wash.
This year is clearly waterfalls and odd metal on his head.

Suuuueeee! Yay!

And my holiday cottage now has broadband so I can keep up - bonus.

Tempted to change my name to Bill. E. Bollocks for the duration..

ANOTHER big-boned Gok. There's lovely.

So Holly is on it then