THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

[Raahh]

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?[bugrin]Wish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.[bugrin]

[SuePurblybilt]

Nasteeeeee pleather.

Why are they singing together? And clapping? And probably whooping?
Make them stop now.

[NoelHeadbands]

What the fuck

[BOEUF]

I'm a bit disappointed she doesn't have her Yazzhead on today.

[NoelHeadbands]

Close yer legs luv

[TorianaTollywobbles]

My word, this is cringey

[BOEUF]

OH NOOOOOOOO, not Lulu, please, anything but that!

[LittleBairn]

They are trying to hard to come across like they are jamming...

[NoelHeadbands]

Bless Will. He. Won't He having a crack at it

[FrickingFedUp]

God I'm already fed up of jj's try to hard wobbly vibratoey extras voice!

[SuePurblybilt]

I remember Oirish singing with Bo last year now, it was embarrassing. She outclassed him by MILES, he sounded like a drunk man on the tube.
Bill-Be-Carlton has a WATERFALL CARDI on. Yes he does.

[Creameggkr]

Damn you all! Stil got bloody night garden on here its been a stressfully day so bedtime is late. I am currently having my locks changed a very bad day.

[FrickingFedUp]

She just tries soooooooo hard...

[SuePurblybilt]

Lookit, a waterfall cardi and hunting breeches.
Coming to a Per Una concession near you.

[Raahh]

This appalling start has given me chance to settle dd2 at least.

The camera work is making me ill- and where did they get the over enthusiatic audience?

[BOEUF]

It's all so determinedly family-friendly, urgh. Apart from the tit-jiggling. And that's just Tom Jones.

[Raahh]

[MiaCulper]

DCs have given up already and are having spinning wars on the stools.

[Raahh]

The waterfall look is obviously his 'uniform' this year, after last years jackets.

[SuePurblybilt]

Oh, Jessie is going for the one-step-away from Rastamouse pretendy hip voice.
Add to your Bingo her saying ' no you DID'N '

[BOEUF]

Ah' I remember how this works now: Danny looks round to see if any other judges are interested and copies them. Mastermind, he is.

[SuePurblybilt]

Last year was full-on jockey, wasn't it? And those regimentals that Coldplay wore, the ones that Wardrobe shrunk in the wash.
This year is clearly waterfalls and odd metal on his head.

[BOEUF]

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Suuuueeee! Yay!

And my holiday cottage now has broadband so I can keep up - bonus.

Tempted to change my name to Bill. E. Bollocks for the duration..

[SuePurblybilt]

ANOTHER big-boned Gok. There's lovely.

[Raahh]

So Holly is on it then