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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/03/2013 12:31

sexy david tennant 'blonde drools' plays a police officer who investigate a childs body found on the beach :(

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KurriKurri · 12/03/2013 09:33

Oh - also loving Rory-from-Dr-Who as the vicar.

TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 12/03/2013 09:40

Which mum, youf ? I missed that!

AnyFucker · 12/03/2013 09:43

the vicar dun it

KurriKurri · 12/03/2013 09:48

The murber victim's mum *returnofthesmartarse' - she told the vicar she was pregnant.
AF - do you mean the vicar dun the upduffing or the murder ?

KurriKurri · 12/03/2013 09:48

I often use the word murber instead of murder these days Blush

AnyFucker · 12/03/2013 09:51

the vicar dun everything Smile

youfhearted · 12/03/2013 10:00

pauline quirke needs to be arrested just for being bolshy

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 12/03/2013 11:13

I think that the dad was using the hut on the beach for some sort of illicit liaison, and his son found out. That would explain both lots of prints in the hut. But I don't think he killed Danny - that seems too obvious to me, and there are still 6 episodes left to go, I think.

Maybe it was whoever Danny's dad was bonking?

TomArchersSausage · 12/03/2013 12:32

Really enjoying this. I like the way it's not rushing through to the finish in 3 nights, more of a slow burner.

Good acting too. Love Olivia Colman, she can do funny and serious equally well it seems. David Tennant brilliant.

TomArchersSausage · 12/03/2013 12:38

Ooh interesting.. even the cast weren't told who did it until the very last minute. (That's a DM link for those bothered by DM links btw)

CalamityKate · 12/03/2013 13:49

Olivia Coleman is BRILLIANT in "I Give It A Year" :)

TheReturnoftheSmartArse · 12/03/2013 13:59

Thanks, Kurri . How did I miss that?!

LittleAbruzzenBear · 12/03/2013 14:01

So Pauline Quirke looks after the keys for the beach hut and she cleans it too, or did I imagine that. Who owns it? So Danny's body was found two miles away from the hut on the beach so I think his body was dragged there in a boat, after what the psychic guy said.

I think Danny's dad is having an affair, but he isn't the murderer.

Chloe's boyfriend is a dealer, but he isn't the murderer.

We need to know who Danny was getting money from and what for, which Ellie's son blatantly knows. He is also frightened.

LittleAbruzzenBear · 12/03/2013 14:03

....or like someone else said, the vicar did it, just to pull the community back together and get the flocks back to church, or something. Smile

KurriKurri · 12/03/2013 14:07

Danny's dad almost certainly having a gay affair IMO

theliverpoolone · 12/03/2013 14:10

Random thoughts.....

Danny's body (hands?) had cleaning fluid on them. The hut had been thoroughly cleaned. Had Danny been involved in cleaning the hut?

His blood was found by the door of the hut - but wasn't he strangled? There was no mention of injuries, or did I miss something? So where did his blood come from Confused.

Wish it was on more than once a week - there's too much to forget in between episodes!

eminemmerdale · 12/03/2013 14:16

What was all that about the pendant and DT's mini freak out in his hotel room then?

NellyBluth · 12/03/2013 14:17

In the opening scene, when Danny was standing up on the cliff edge, he had blood dripping from his hand.

Obviously it's far too early for any real guesses whodunnit, but my theories so far are...

  1. Danny's dad (Mark?) is having an affair

  2. His wife suspects it, and that's why she thinks her pregnancy is complicated

  3. Danny was delivering something dodgy for someone, possibly as part of his paper round. The postman knows about it, and they argued about something to do with that. As does Olivia Coleman's son. And that's where Danny's money came from.

Tennant and Coleman are both absolutely brilliant in this, and I'm loving how Coleman keeps having a pop at Tennant for his "moody bullshit", and when she told him he was either eating the chips or going hungry - there speaks a mum Grin

LittleAbruzzenBear · 12/03/2013 14:22

When DT was in his hotel room there was a photo of a pretty girl in his wallet so it's probably who psychic guy was referring to and why DT is a moody git, but he is still sooooo attractive!

Slainte · 12/03/2013 16:58

I think the dad is having an affair with the vicar.

LIZS · 12/03/2013 17:04

I need to watch again as missed the middle part when nodded off ! I thought it was diesel dripping from Danny's hands Confused

MrsSalvoMontalbano · 12/03/2013 17:28

LizS - I need to watch again as I nodded off at the end! Grin tried to get on itvplayer this morning, but it wasn't up yet...

diddl · 12/03/2013 18:07

It's so slow!

Not sure if it can hold my interest for another6eps.

Chipstick10 · 12/03/2013 19:25

I defo think the dad is having a gay affair.

Goodtalkingtoo · 12/03/2013 19:32

I think Danny's dad is having affair with the postman that Danny was arguing with. Danny suspected it, had argument with postman. Postman gave him money to keep quiet.
Then on night of murder followed his dad and postie to hut. Caught them, had a scuffle, cut his hand and ran out. Postie and dad fled.
Pauline heard commotion, went to hut, seen mess, thought Danny had vandalised it, lost the rag, strangled him, dragged him away from hut onto beach make it look like he fell.
The mother is pregnant to the priest.
Danny's pal deleted messages regarding the gay affair and what they were going to spend money on.
The daughters boyfriend is a dealer with the postie and the money will be linked there somewhere

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