EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

I'm glad I found this thread - I missed it for a few episodes and thought I must've forgotten some vital part of massood and ayesha's storyline.

I totally fancy massood

Why don't they have a proper counselling 'fix-it' type story-line. Show people how things can be worked out.

I thought that episode - the one just on - was bloody surreal. And not in a good way.

Nice in-joke, though from a scripwriter. Masood: 'I don't think we've ever had our four children in the same room together.'

Poor Zanaib. Where will she go?

Tomorrow I.shall get the tissues ready and order the black cab.

Zanaib will disappear to the Land Far, Far Away where all the characters flee to in times of trauma. Everyone leaves the Square in a cab with one suitcase, no money, in tears and with nowhere to go except Abroad. There must be a whole ex-pat community of exiled EE characters somewhere. They could make a separate series - like Benidorm - full of Peggies, Grants and Staceys.

Kathy snuffed it Abroad, though. It can be a dangerous place where actors get Ideas Above Their Acting Abilities and attempt entry into another series.

Kathy's off to Hollyoaks. With Daniella Westbrook.

Who nose?

I've absolutely hated this Masoods storyline, hated it. Ayesha was just woeful.

My EE musings ....

I think Kirsty is very pretty, I like her slatternly look (on her that is- my style is very different)
AJ is also quite pretty
Sharon's hair is 'stiffening' into a weird Thatcher/ extensions combo. I think it will shortly be making a bid for its own spin off series.
Please can Kat & Alfie go again now? Please? Just BORE OFF
Denise is FAB, I think she plays such a good part
Max can fuck orf now as well
I really like Roxy's jeans

Rufussmum v funny. You are right, there should be a show for expat eastenders abroad. So far we have the following abroad: Michelle , grant, Peggy, stacy and her kid.

Noel - Sharon's hair is very stiff. She seriously needs a makeover man. Get rid of the wig, the blazers, the stilettos and Denny. I might like her more then. I've never known anyone to have such a big back.

Oh and what is it about Michael. I have gone from intense hatred to quite liking him. Would love to see him and alice together.

What I want to know is who in EE has grey hair???
Alfie obviously ... But tonight it was orange.
Kat's is so black it looks daft, mind you I guess she can share hair dye with Whit ( although I guess Whit's not grey..yet)
All the Blondies must share a stylist.
Sharon, Tan, Abby, Cora's crows nest, Roxy & Max's wife ( forget her name) it's all too much!!!
Even the delightful Dot well in to her 80's is still sporting auburn locks.
In RL, at least one or two would dare to go grey.
Just musing.

at 'big back'

Yay to the grey hair- last seen on....Ethel perhaps? ...

Lexis christening - aren't god parents actually meant to be there?

Or grant

Everyone goes to Manchester :) or abroad - never to be seen again ...,,,

All the girls seem to have false nails - where do they get the money from? All apart from Whitney are too skinny - not good role models tbh :(

Masood was funny saying that about his 4 kid - so true though. Even when we saw their youngest having a milkshake with big bruv he barely said a word

Kirsty's hair is just rank. As are Sharon's extensions

Is there a happy marriage / relationship ANYWHERE in ee where they haven't been unfaithful?

theres a new family ariving soon.

they better make sure they leave their car and washing machine behind.

Blondeshav... you missing the point. All this unfathfulness/interbreeding is necessary cos EE is in fact a huge State-controlled experiment in genetics, taking place right under our noses and disguised as populist TV.
In time everyone on EE will be related to everyone else, live in the same house/launderette/cafe/pub combo and employ each other. They will evolve into one giant blonde, broad-backed organism, neither male nor female, which is capable of argueing/shagging with itself.
You mark my words. Big Brother is out there.

Pmsl rufusmum - all seem to be related in Albert square

Love my family dearly but gawd if I lived near and worked with then I would go mad

Lmao omg rufuss

I'm off to read Digital Spy

All families drive each other mad to some degree IMO.
'Cept mine.

Alfie irritates the crap out of me. I can't stand him.

Me too Kate

Kat and Alfie have to go

It was boring years ago

I cannot find any.info of new family

I like him , roxy is being a cow atm.

I used to like her and now I dont.

I like the eatenders fan page in fb its from there, they haven't been wrong yet.

The new family should be an ordinary one. They shouldn't have links to three other families in the square, they shouldn't know anyone already, they should shop in a real supermarket and eat breakfast at home rather than the caff, and they should have jobs that would mean they really could afford a big house so close to central London.

They should be astonished that all their neighbours seem to know each other / be related / work within a quarter mile radius.

Keep dreaming Anne lol

Ooh wonder if new family is Tanya's half Sister?

I loathe Zainab. glad she is going. She is a judgemental bigotted human being who does not deserve Masood.