No OBEM thread this week?

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Who's watching?

I'm sure that blonde midwife is great, but I'm not sure I could take her seriously if I was in labour!

eagleray - what have you been doing?

Make sure the socks match the bib. And you need a dummy with baby's name on.

columbian guy is very funny!

Xpost! Or maybe she's 9 years younger?

Oh look it's that squeaky midwife again. I'm sure she's lovely, but that voice! I had a lawyer on the other side in a transaction with a voice like that once. SO hard to take her seriously.

That blonde midwife is so irritating. I'm sure she's very good at her job, but I wouldn't want her anywhere near me if I was in labour.

No Maud is 33! She is lovely.

Sorry Empire - me too. Fingers crossed for both of us for next week

Loving the Paddingtons with the tunes

ooh - that's what my Argentinian toyboy lover used to say to me "you are my queen"

could really punch the guy in the jack daniels t-shirt!

Eagle

The dad is called Daniel? The son will be called Jack..

I'd be telling him exactly where to shove his Snickers.

He reminds me of Kurt from Corrie.

I'm sick of Jack already and he hasn't even been born yet.

God, I bet my DH will be like Northern husband - eating all the snacks within minutes of arriving and then saying "What?! You didn't want any!!"

He really is annoying, isn't he?

Not sure if she's weeping in pain or in frustration with Northern dad's inane chatter...

Northern dad looks like a potato with eyes, somebody should tell him that fashions for people with no style.

Peeing myself at potato with eyes!

I bet he eats all her toast after the baby arrival, too. DH did that after DD was born. I'm still annoyed by it, nearly 2 years on.

why does he want jack to be just on the edge of what's fashionable?

i think he's odd. quite immature.

Columbian guy has had such a hard life...

oh god ..poor bloke

Why would you have aspirations about how your kid dresses? He's weird.

he lost his mum aged 9!