X Factor RESULTS! ApeFace Guesting and FINALLY a Monster Mash-Up?

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Come one, come all for the weekly venting of spleens.

Why are they called the Baby Shits?

Sooo close. Really thought might get rid of cardiac but no one big tease.

Old people

Oh blimey. Very surprised at union j. I expected them in top 3 m

Fuck, I hate Cardiac.
His Nana must be on speed dial.

WHY does the Cardi have an album full of praying hand songs and The FIrst Time in the wrong key?
Between that and the Bubbles Threat, I'm behind the bloody sofa. Shivering.

I've an awful feeling my mum may have voted for Cardiac

Bella - they wore baby poo coloured trousers in the auditions.

They wear those trousers in every colour of baby shite, Bella. The ones that need pulling up.

I simply cannot believe that more people voted for Cardiac than Union J.

I don't believe it one bit.

Cardiac has to go out soon, doesn't he? Surely. Hopefully.

Ah, thanks.

Cardiac must have a good poster campaign. Is Liverpool full of him, Boff?

Union J are better than District 3 though and both should have the girlies votes so I don't get that

I like the tone to Jade's voice

Poor Jade. The judges will let it go to deadlock and UnionJ will go through.

These and the other 1D wannabes can fuck off

They cAN't let it go to deadlock again

There will be UPROAR

Oh dear

Can someone tell me who votes for whom?

Jade has one of those rather emotionless Rebecca Ferguson voices, like Larry The Lamb on downers.

I like Jade but this crowd are much better than Dysentery. And it's nice to have spare Wandies, should we lose one on the American Tour or summat.

Why do we need them? They are interchangable with One Direction - although 1D can sing better

Flllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt

Oh, PLEASE someone slip up and start singing the explicit version of this... PLEASE?

BTW, I now feel stabby. I love this song. Just not Union J's version...

I think Christopher must have legions of vulnerable grannies strapped to their commodes seats in OAP sweatshop call centres with his number on automatic redial.

Ooooh this is not tuneful [hhmm]