X FACTOR-it's Hallowe'en Week! Is is going to be a 'Thriller'

[dRaahhcula]

...or will we be calling the 'Ghostbusters'?

No song choice spoilers again< yet, grr> but in other news,Spraggers is ill and won't be performing-but gets a bye to next week. And DickDastardly might get to do the same

Christopher is going to dress up as his nan, and play the them from Psycho on a ukelele in my fantasy Xfactor show and will be for the chop

OH BUGGER OFF SHITZ

Is rylans beard drawn on? It looks like it's been colored in

'the dancers were good'

I agree.

Gag Shitsinger, please.

Off. Her. Tits.

WTF is Nicole on?

Cringe.

She is so wasted. She wont be able to do another series because her liver wont take it.

Tulisa, I too could deliver to the best of my ability -it would still be shit because just like Rylan, I can't sing.

No you CAN'T actually sing Rylan.

Rylan's 'beard' is the same colour Louis's hair used to be.

Shitsinger in profile looks like she should be in Babylon 5.

Rylan's beards looks like its made out of iron filings - like one of those games you used to be able to get.

Love u Gary!!

Rylan u will never convince anyone u can really sing

Do you think Nicole has secretly split up with Lewis and she's doing all the outrageous attention seeking stuff to get press coverage and make him jealous? When were they last sighted together?

He's going to get a crick in his neck bending down to Lil' Dermie in his lifts.

I wouldn't mind some of whatever she is on. Would be useful when the DDs are trying to kill each other.

She does like her baked good, Tulisa.

Fuck you Dullisa.

She's the youngest? Who knew?

Ella, youngest contestant, No , I never knew

Lewis Hamilton is a cyborg.

Would you believe she is sixteen?!

Aww, look at Uncle Apeface being all avuncular.

ApeFace trying manfully not to talk to Ella's sixteen year old tits there.

Laffing @ iron filings beard