X FACTOR-it's Hallowe'en Week! Is is going to be a 'Thriller'

[dRaahhcula]

...or will we be calling the 'Ghostbusters'?

No song choice spoilers again< yet, grr> but in other news,Spraggers is ill and won't be performing-but gets a bye to next week. And DickDastardly might get to do the same

Christopher is going to dress up as his nan, and play the them from Psycho on a ukelele in my fantasy Xfactor show and will be for the chop

Did Tulisa get her costume from the market? It's shit.

Oh, yes- Old Black magic. See- can't beat a bit of Sinatra so long as Mickey Bubbles isn't doing it

Sue- pop over to the Downton thread and check out the video I posted [hgrin]

Has anyone ever done "werewolves of London"?

Boffles, i am putting it on my FaceAches forthwith. Tis most excellent.

'it's a kind of magic' by Queen.

I will cry if anyone does that hate Queen

Didn't dysentery do queen in the first week, or the babyshits? They are all the same to me (old git face)

There's always fecking Queen in it somewhere.

BUT, Creepy Brian F has gorn. Who will do mediocre staging now? Starting with a bang, on Halloween week.

Ol' Black Magic on Strickly. But I glazed over at Artem's outfit and missed it.

Hey all, marking my spot.

Surely James 'spectacular' Arfur should do Creep by Radiohead? Too predictable?

Oh no. Say it isn't true? Spraggers ill? I'd hoped she'd written a brilliantly wry and rhymmy scary little ditty. I agree that surely she can't be sicker than Jade and Kye. They could change the whole thing and base it on who's the most ill and call it X-Ray Factor. They'll be competing for the darkest lung shadow and the most alarming blood test results. Kye could well sweep the board here because going up and down all those chimneys he's very likely got a touch of asbestosis on top of his man flu. So unless Jade and Spraggers have gone on to succumb to Ebola and Rabies, they're unlikely to trump old Kye in that department. Mind you there could be a huge surprise what with it being Halloween. Rylan might have died of Orange Fever (a sudden and total invasion of the white blood cells caused by prolonged use of Fake Bake) and return from the afterlife to 'sing' "The Great Beyond" and totally totally own it. Anyhow I'm off to get a shower and put on my primark jimmies in readiness for the fun ahead.

s'a goodpointwellmade, JessieGee. Except how would Dullisa and Shitsinger try to make it all about them? TB? Consumption? Leprosy?

I can't see a down to this plan.

I like it, Jessie. I like it a lot.

Jessie
Great plan

I am watching some strange show with about 30 women vying for a date with a guy, with a moderator with a weird accent and a contestant with nothing going for him. A professional cage fighter no less.

MmeL, they want you on the fishy thread about what you'd do if you were sans DH. In Chat.

'Professional Cage Fighter' = whadda catch

Heavenink you heckle of hags

Just warming up with Strickly, and I think Craig is being a little harsh. I certainly wouldn't have a problem with Louis's thumb 'stuck up' anyway.

Sue
The fishy one tagged me on Twitter. Have posted.

Aha. Twatter rools ok?

I am perving at Strickly too.

Having- Wanger did 'Creep'- his performance can never be bettered

Anyone watching this Take Me Out thing - what a shame that this pretty and interesting girl has absolutely NO confidence in herself. Stop putting yourself down girl and accept a compliment.

Is that one with the blow job cheeks the cage fighter, MmeL?

Ah no, electrician. I missed the cage fighter.

Oooh yes Wanger did it. Must have blocked it from my memory! :)

Blowjob cheeks ??

According to the Sun Chritopher had a tantrum on Thursday, refused to do the masterclass with Robbie Williams, and fucked off to Euston Station so he could catch a train home to see his Nan![hshock]. Apparently the people at the X Factor a furious with him!