X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.


Any predictions? What are we theming?

[IAmLouisWalsh]

This is just squealing, isn't it?

[Arisbottle]

Suepurb I thought the same, I would never leave my sofa to watch this shower of shit. Sorry MN.

[SuePurblybilt]

Oh, I thought he'd finished

[LittleBairn]

I don't usually like contestants sob stories but jahmenes childhood sounds like it was horrific, it certainly explains his timid nature.

what a bulge...

[Lorelilee]

Those shoes make him look like he's just nipped over from Strictly

[Katiekitty]

What's up with this week's lot?

Everything's gone totally shite so far.

[YankeeAlphaBooingUniform]

Thanks Olivia, I am off on holiday that week so could qctually do the 1000 mile round trip to see it so I have entered on the offchance I might just win.

[Hassled]

That was shitey shit.

[Hassled]

A little Ray Charles :o

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Like a little Ray Charles!

[LotsofDots]

BINGO. You are like a little ray Charles!

[dRaahhcula]

See, I saw 'My Best Friend's wedding' the other week,and that's now what I associate this with.

Too warbly.

[MissMogwi]

We should have an MN trip. We could sit behind the judges and pull our faces all night.

[Lorelilee]

Bless him.

[dRaahhcula]

They are all being nice.

[Jellykat]

Whys he crying? they're being nice to him.

[rockinastocking]

Big balls?

wow

[SuePurblybilt]

Indeed Shitsinger. We can see the bigger balls.

[LotsofDots]

I think they are over labouring the point now. Let the guy be judged on his singing.

[dRaahhcula]

Shitsinger is obsessed by his testicles

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Love the idea of the MN night out!

[rockinastocking]

He's a little Buster Gonad.

[OliviaMumsnet]

@SuePurblybilt

Olivia, roffle - they'd not let us in. We don't actually like any of 'em

But would be good see his Royal Barlow Majesty though?

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Bigger balls?

Wot even bigger than Dermies

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

I like Jahmene. I do think he would be suited to BGT more than XFactor, but oh bless I just want to give him a hug. What that poor boy witnessed.