X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

What have the done to him?

Nothing matches with him

(DH keeps turning over so missed the actual song)

If making it his own translates as boring the very tits off me, then he so did.

Why is shitsinger trilling TRACK? Does it mean something?

I fear I am lost already.

I didn't know there was a pink interim bit. But her hair will look like straw soon at this rate.

I would like one of those consequences games for the judges. You could have Louis' head on Tulis(h)a's body and all sorts.

Oh and he's not from fucking Middlesbrough he's from saltburn...massive difference!

DD wants to call shit boyband One Dimension.

I want James Arthur's eyelashes. They are amazing!

James Arthur got a touch of the Alan Carrs (lookswise)

snot her hair dRaahhcula!

at Buxton.
Yes. I make every song absoloutely shite my own too

DS is calling her Smellany

Her daughters are just beautiful.

I thought he was over 28! He must have had a hard paper round!

Here's MelanieMN.

Bloody huuuge hair, Janet devlins mum.

I bet they send Melanie home this week. She'll be bottom two and they'll make it sound as if they're doing her a favour as she misses her kids.

That little girl has amazing hair!

Ooh look, a full ten seconds before they mentioned her kids.

shitslinger would like to remind us that she can Sibby apparently by rhyming off the "tarrack"!

Hope Melanie is good I quite like her edge :)

I LOVE that little girl's red hair.

Is Tulisa's hair a wig? That would explain it

He's from Saltburn? Hardly the bloody Boro!

ziggy that's interesting because in the auditions I thought I recognised his dad and I'm from Redcar.

Dd reckons she is the girl from brave

Aah I love Gary

She's like a little Marianne Faithful.