X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

I have M&S Swiss chocolate. It's lovely.

Go away Wand Erection!

DS1's friend who is 18 was in Tesco this week, getting really excited about buying the Sun, so he could collect the tokens to go see them live! I stood there like this I thought only little girls liked them!

He's secretly enrolled at Sandhurst.

Fuck me, this is dull

Oh it's Shane McGlasses.

What was the point in one direction there?

tuttut ahh ok just wondered!

Why are one direction on already?!

Oh wait, James is 'lidder-rully' living his dream.

I've got crumpets. And vodka.

Now that is very rock'n'roll

Tokens to see them live? Dd wants to see them and the tickets are £££

Am I the only one who couldn't pick most of 1D (arf) out in a lineup? I have to check if Harry is there.

eeeurghhhh. What was that strangled noise?

Whats the theme this week?

Sorry, just got in from the pub...... who got the wildcard?

I've got opiates!

Oh, he's lost his specs. Do you think Deirdre Barlow demanded them back?

Draahhcula, dip the crumpets in the vodka.

Harry's the only one I know, because he's the only one in Heat.

One Direction might as well have carried a banner saying 'it'll be bollocks this year as well'

LOVE him, so much emotion in his voice.

cardiac Chris did Beachy!

Hmm. Not good really, is he?

Not a bad song, not bad singing, but no ooomph.

i want opiates.

Ohhh, he's the rap guy...

beachy it was Gazza