X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

I'm glad it's not 1994, LittleFaith. I'd be preggers!

She does not seem terribly bright.

Come on Charmaine/Carlton. Let's go.

Yes, the judges are watching Strictly on their iPads under the table.

Make it your own Carolynne. Really nailing it and giving 110% there.

Fine about making country cool, look forward to it as that song isn't country.

Didi Dermot just say 'my bad'? Shoot him.

Fuck, I am crying at shit in a carrier bag

I need the loo when will this end?

When is the vote off bit? Is there another show tomorrow night? I can't bear it.

Oh no not charmaine. Not charmaine.

Mme they're really On Jonathon Woss's show. This shower are stand ins.

Will they make Jarrrrrjarmaine undo his top button? Or will stay true to his roots?

Trust me Carolynne - you are making country about as current as ...Shania Twain.

Oh God nextwe have the jittering screeching nervous wreck that is Ch-ch-ch Charmin...

That'll be fun (not)

Did I shave my legs for this?

Why on earth would anyone want to download these songs??

Enjoy
yy, they are clones.

Jaja binks to go, praying my waters break so I'm forced to move.

My mum used to say I would get square eyes watching too much tv. I think she was right.

Shania Twain - the only female country singer Louis can recall!

Dixie Chicks maybe? Reba Macintyre? Carrie Underwood?

More to the point - in the previous ad break - Green Giant corn appears to have lost the Jolly! No Jolly Green Giant, just Green Giant..... how wrong is that?

I'm actually bored. And I've run out of wine.

It would have been funnier if he'd said Dolly parton.

And did Barry explain how the song fit the theme?

Who's left to suck out my last drops of will to live?

Cuntry by name....

I think I have Deep Vein Thrombosis. And possibly Stockholm Syndrome - wait to see if I agree with Bazza and we'll be certain.