X-FACTOR!! Auditions week, er, 3? 4?? it's time to face...

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...the fact it is getting a bit boring But I will persevere!

I have vodka, and strange madras flavoured naan bread crisp things (any takers?)

Anyone know when we get to bootcamp stage?

Arf at bingo wings. DD just said 'look mum your arms do that'.

this isn't funny

Aww bless him! Too cute

good- am glad he's ok, after they took the piss out of him

Louis, for example, is still a twat.

Bless.

I am currently a Fattish Bird but I gym regularly and my arms do not do tht (not that much) I have just been and checked in mirror lol

What a sweetie

Bles

Oh mine do Rhonda. I could harvest the wind energy they create to power my house.

Don't like the piss taking out of his accent. Bastards.

Yes that was a bit unnecessary, especially Barry returning to it.

I don't have bingo wings, it's the one advantage of being on crutches for so bloody long!

You can practically see mine from space!

DH loves those cats with thumbs he cackles all the way through it.

Ooooh Rhonda I'm slim but I have 'Dinner Ladies Arms' or 'Family Fortunes' arm flappage

I love the cat advert. I'm easily pleased

Ooo a bit distressing to watch this lot

aww- bless the nervous ones.

They could put on "calm your nerves " breathing exercises while people are waiting; that might help.

I really want Justin to be good - hope he doesn't disappoint after the build up!

oh crap. I do hope he isn't going to be shit.

doing for his nan-BINGO!!

Evening

Ooh heeees gud

Oh blimey!! He is good!

He is the strangest colour! Why is he orange?

He won't win