X-FACTOR!! Auditions week, er, 3? 4?? it's time to face...

[paRaahhlympiansgoingforgold]

...the fact it is getting a bit boring But I will persevere!

I have vodka, and strange madras flavoured naan bread crisp things (any takers?)

Anyone know when we get to bootcamp stage?

who will be the first judge to slag off Kelly for sending her home?

Lore - its technical but I'm not feeling it either

It was a tad cruise ship...

I loved Jamie Afro

I liked Jamie Afro. I saw him live at the tour, he was fab!

@ seeing him on tour. He was much better than X Factor, really.

I loved him his hair was awesome!

Hi all, sorry I'm late.

I thought that last one was crap.

Odd IKEA ad..

dd2 has hair not unlike Jamie afro- actually it's more Leo Sayer...

I don't get the IKEA ad, at all. It's strange.

Tuttut, the hamster was gazing at her in disbelief that anyone could think you could improve on Simon's melody or Garfunkel's interpretation!

It was 2009 when Jamie was on. For some reason I thought it was before that. Joe won that year, he was good live too, but not a pop star!

OMG!

ooh literal interpretation. Like Pan's People

Little and Large look like me and DH when we stand next to each other!

Geri's scouse accent is terrible.

God geri needs to stop pretending to be a scouser we are fussy who we allow in!

I don't remember any of them. Even the winners morph into a homogenous haze.

at William, brilliant

Are some of these performers the proud owners of ears? Blimey! Surely they must be able to hear themselves

I wish these really shit people wouldn't audition because it makes DH think he can sing! He can't! Then all night and all day Sunday we are subjected to out of tune Adele!

Can't stand Geri.

Did anyone see tulisas bingo wings there when she waved?

She may be thin but she needs to do some tricep exercises!

shut up Louis