X-FACTOR!! Auditions week, er, 3? 4?? it's time to face...

[paRaahhlympiansgoingforgold]

...the fact it is getting a bit boring But I will persevere!

I have vodka, and strange madras flavoured naan bread crisp things (any takers?)

Anyone know when we get to bootcamp stage?

Hassled

We will find out, no doubt, before live shows....

X factor and Downton tomorrow night.

That's me sorted.

Is it done already?

I'm off to Xtra Factor to see how Hayley gets on.

i enjoyed this week better. Maybe it was just better quality booze? is it on tomorrow then?

See y'all then- maybe

Honestly. I didn't see a winner in that lot at all!

and another night of auditions tomorrow? get to boot camp already

Tomorrow 8pm be there or be ...somewhere else
Itv2 nah

That was quick. I swear it used to go on for days. Seasons used to change and still they'd be auditioning.

It wasn't much of a climax, was it, Sue? Just a small orgasm in a craft kit.

I'm feeling a massive sense of relief that the additions will be over this time tomorrow!

OMG @ the £1 fish song!

It was the petitest mort ever, Bof.

Now, I am on ITV2. Hoping for good things.

I'm sensing a fish-themed Christmas novelty single. I can smell it from here.

Could Mingehead and Britney lure us over to XF USA, do you think?

What's her name? Collagen?
The Fallen Morticia with the Big Boobies.

I'm just disapointed that Bianca didn't sing Fog On The Tyne!

What a strange woman.

You're like a young Peter Burns

Pete. Pete.

Caroline has got her wedding shorts on. They must whiff a bit.

OH how irritating is he. Team JP indeed

And rubbish too

If he's a songwriter why doesn't he sing his own stuff?

and if he's a singer, why hasn't he discovered where his head voice is yet?

He looks like he's eaten David Beckham.