X-FACTOR!! Auditions week, er, 3? 4?? it's time to face...

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...the fact it is getting a bit boring But I will persevere!

I have vodka, and strange madras flavoured naan bread crisp things (any takers?)

Anyone know when we get to bootcamp stage?

Her mother looks like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie...

Did Lovely Crazy Nanna just flip MelB the finger?
Right classy, that.

Nan flicked Mel B the bird lol

Raah

but she's so shouty

She may well get through boot camp just because calibre is generally nt great for her category. She needs to tone it down a bit.

Yes Mel B is more and more mannish....

i hate being mancunian sometimes.

Sob story and elderly reli = Double points

can't look at Mel B without thinking of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1173&bih=608&tbm=isch&tbnid=YV0wHjNkJNtH_M:&imgrefurl=boselecta2.wikia.com/wiki/Mel_B&docid=YsqAJ16V-WJEGM&imgurl=images.wikia.com/boselecta2/images/9/98/Bo20selecta20mel20b726550.jpg&w=320&h=208&ei=At1UUMKtKcqX0QXBh4AI&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=545&vpy=317&dur=503&hovh=166&hovw=256&tx=104&ty=85&sig=109032643216137676754&page=1&tbnh=120&tbnw=160&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0,i:170" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bo Selecta

So who do we like hate from the previous weeks? I LOVED the three piece then two piece with the Bez Accountant Man, the one who wanted 33% to fuck off. They were good value. And the Clean Cockoozer one - not much talent but didn't his face just fit?

DH just quoted Box' Selecta snice! :)

@ snice

Mel is deeply unpleasant. I don't think it's an act.

Hated the Cockoozer boy, waaay too cocksure without much reason Sue

I reckon he'd been told he was a shoo-in by the producers.
He was awfully annoying.

I liked the girl who had the guitar who sang her own song. Apparently they had to take her out of the iTunes chart because she was on course to be no1 instead of Little Mix!

We liked the woman who's name i have already forgotten, who we think may be a mn-er. Sang Janis Joplin, married to an actor. She was good.

Love Anastasia.

I was getting very confused there when you all started talking about her sob story. Forgot I had paused it to get the dog away from the front door where he is mooning about not wanting to believe that my son has really left him to go back to uni. Very sad dog. Could win X factor

How many different mediocre female vocalists can they get to be on the judging panel? It's like ITV set themselves a challenge.

Someone did a trolley dash in Claire's Accessories....

pier- poor doggy.

Has Gok Wan been on a rampage with his glue gun?

Newsthump nicked my joke !

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Explosion in a haberdashers that jacket

The girl with the comedy song? I forgot her. I would like it if she outsold the Lidl Muffins.

Has she actually stapled a cummerbund to her right lapel?