X-FACTOR!! Auditions week, er, 3? 4?? it's time to face...

[paRaahhlympiansgoingforgold]

...the fact it is getting a bit boring But I will persevere!

I have vodka, and strange madras flavoured naan bread crisp things (any takers?)

Anyone know when we get to bootcamp stage?

Oh Sole i bloody love pickled eggs!

Bianca is coming accross better than I thought she would, suitably humble actually

She'll be alright. Her dad will be waiting outside with a fishing rod and a few beers.

See- more ads already. Dh has gone off in a huff because I wouldn't rewind to watch the John Lewis ad

I will leave him Monday. i need him to put the bins out tomorrow night.

Lobs pickled egg up to Scotland, look out for it jelly!

Raah!

Oh, and some chicken.

Course she'll be alright. She'll be on Britain's Got Talent in the new year, swallowing swords or something.

TV presenter Hayley Someone is also having a go, according to the interwebs.
Who she? Or have I missed her?

Oh the snobs!

BY ALL THAT'S HOLY I HATE MEL B

Oh no, not Mel B! The worst thing about her is she can't sing herself!

Excellent, thanks Sole, but i'm in Wales ya pilchard

I can get one word in twenty. So I imagine she'll go through.

Just what we need. Some angsty folksy teenager.

oooh I like the guitar-y girl. It's the new big thing this year, isn't it? Girls with guitars all the way...

Plus MelB keeps wearing those Joan Collins dresses and she looks like a barrel in a spangly sack in them.

Mel prob doesn't like it. Because it is actually good. She doesn't understand good.

Ah, Mel B...she is a ray of sunshine wrapped in joy.

Is Louis shagging Mel??

She can sing but she needs tweaking a bit.

She's 2012's Oirish Pixie one. WHat was her name again? Bloody hated her.

So envious of her hair

I love her hair

She reminds me of Janet from last year.