X-FACTOR!! Auditions week, er, 3? 4?? it's time to face...

[paRaahhlympiansgoingforgold]

...the fact it is getting a bit boring But I will persevere!

I have vodka, and strange madras flavoured naan bread crisp things (any takers?)

Anyone know when we get to bootcamp stage?

Raah - this is what quality contestants look like, you know.

Remember her on Love Island with Calum Best

Times are tough, eh Bianca?

I think she is excellent at falling out of taxis with the Geldorf girls.

Tulisa doesn't like her. Ego clash.

Mary J yay!

I'm hearing septum issues...

Do you know what like? As a person i'm really emotional. I'm like completely upset if fings are sad, know what I mean?

Fucksakes, she's flatter than Norfolk.

not quite in tune, Bianca.

I'm sure she has been down once or twice, but i don't want to know about it...

Ooh weird lip thing going on. She's not great. Oh no, he's crying! :(

Bart looks well Mardy!

Was that a smirk Tulisa?

ewww

Is it me or does she look older than 25?

"I'm going down"- dodgy song choice for a girl who hangs out with Callum Best.

Hands up she's in Closer next week, with a face. "My X Factor misery"

Not the roght song for her voice but her voice is good

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Yes, Bianca, not just trying anything to get your 15 minutes...

BLIMEY, was that the brother?

:o BOF

Barry Garlow, not Bart!

Jolly good. next.

I admire his choice of Morten Harket haircut though...

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