X-Factor- auditions week 2, there will be tears and tantrums (probably)

[Raahh]

....and that's just the judges

taking my mind off the really hideous weather to get ready for tonight. Hopefully we'll get to see more than 3 acts

Bingo cards at the ready!

Very Kate Nash, not a bad thing, it's something that's lacking in the chart!

Raahh that's not hair, that's the remains of Fakebake Fuckweasel's tanning solution stuck on to a badger skin.

I do hope, if she get through, they don't give her a stupid makeover, and have her dressed in wet look leggings. The stylists are evil.

I liked Fame Academy lots too - that first series was amazing.

Can I enter the competition, keep the cash and flog the tickets for the Beaver?

I loved Fame Academy- especially the young girl who won one of the series- Alex something- she was great, but kind of disappeared.

Hokey, thanks. I'll have to do it later as this little machine can't cope with doing two things at once, and if I click away from this thread I may never get back to it and then I'd have to watch Xfactor without you lot which is a fate worse than death. I'll watch it after, though.

Do hope that last girl gets somewhere, but maybe not on Xfactor as it'll ruin her. With sensible management she'll be another Tom Lehrer.

I liked Fame Academy, too. You got to see them working with the vocal coach. I'm always interested in that kind of thing.

David Sneddon has written some of Lana-Del-Ray's Songs...

Oh has he? Glad he's done well.

Cardi your DD has a beautiful voice!

I just said the same thing to DD Raah. When we see her in the final group I'd be gutted if she was all hair extensions and fake tan.

Another Fame Academy fan here. Do you remember the boys all singing He's a bad bad butcher?

Lore David Sneddon! Really?

I'm loving this thread now, Tuttut! You lot are all so lovely.

Cardi your DD sounds beautiful.

Its - I was suprised too, when I heard

Just manages to listen, Cardi- your DD has a lovely voice!

Oh, bless, he's got his own mic!

I love how XF is so crap this year we're talking about another show.

Lore It's a good career option!

MyCups :)

Shitsinger can't understand his accent

:) Raahh

OMG

Oh good lord. I thought they weren't going to show crap ones for pointing and laughing this year.