CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Welcome CamelKnees

Yes - it does seem between me Horsey Pro and just recently nobhead
We have created a Justin Fletcher porn thread.

'Tis lovely - Isn't it?

He is in fact - as i've thought all along might i add straight

And by all means - Like to perve oggle over the ladies too.

Send him our way - won't you?
When he eventually has the nerve to attend our thread -
And dish the dirt on what lies in those baggy jeans of his.

slurps gin

stacking, we KNOW what lies in those baggy jeans of his. A huuuuge massive amount of man meat just quivering and ready for attention.

Ohhhh yes.

Purple bell end or not, i would shag him till his cock is the size of a pencil. I would wear him down and terrify him with my naughty thoughts of cable ties and duct tape.

Oh Justin....

welcome to the thread camelknees, plenty of Justin to go around!

And he is 100% straight. plus i suspect a bit of a ladies man....

Wonder if this thread will end up in a DM article too

horsey

Bit pissed merry now.

Apologies in advance!

cheeseandmushroomtoastie

What be'eth a DM article?

And yes -
All this Justin's a moody tart who's an arsehole to his girlfriends is a load of oold smelly fanny!

He looks like he needs a good spurt of his gristle -
That's all.

He probably hasn't the time for sex -
And so -
I'm REALLY hoping....
He reads this and gets off on it.

Me horsey Pro and nobhead are happy to be of service to him in some way.

although i'd prefer to suck him off, that's the gin! Sorry

Mmmm servicing Justin's needs....... Yummy! (I have refreshers!! passes them round)

Ok so italics don't work on my damn phone it seems

Oh
My
God

I had the loveliest dream last night.

I was sucking Justin's cock as he ran his fingers through my hair -

And I was enjoying him.

Ooo yes.

He asked me to take my tits out of my bra so he could "feel them"

although I could never imagine him using the word "tits"

I'd much like to think he'd be like that in real life....

So gentle but loud
It's one of those dreams that will stay with you all day

Thank you nobhead Pro and horsey

This thread undoubtedly contributed to that very very wet dream.

takes refresher

Thank you Pro

I'm going to binge on junk today -
Because I can

Swimming - McDonalds - Park - Watch DS football match - Loads of chocolate - Drop kids to mums - Order a Chinese - go solo eat cake and go to bed.

Day planned.

Hey STS I did aswell not a rude one!!!! But he was in my dream all the same. Im taking it as a sign i need to get me arse off mumsnet and stop reading your disgusting chat about justins manhood. Last night tho, god nobhead, you made me lmao literally!!! Sooooo funny. This thread will always be one of my faves because its so crude and crazy. id bet money that hes either read this himself or someone has told him about it!!

we feel no shame, do we girls!

I'd like to think we could give something back to Justin...

I don't think he'd waste his time reading mumsnet.

What a lovely thought though.

Grr.

fabsi

'Tis a matter of time before you see the light and become one of the chubster loving gang.

My dream was waking up with a wet flange lovely.

He was lovely to me in it too

sigh

I think I have to at least meet him -
Before I die.

Such a lush man.

fabsi

I got your inbox message but I don't have an iphone -
I have a blackberry - so use bbm.

I'll pm you my e-mail address though if you want it?

Ok, no worries. Yeh ok, that's if you want to!!

I shall do it later as I'm just about to leave for my two boys football match!

Could be some silverware up for grabs today -
So they're incredibly excited!

Shame you haven't got bbm! -
I'm a bit behind on the phone front I think!

Ok! Good luck to the boys!!!!

I havent had my iPhone long! You should deffo trade your blackberry in for one! Although quite a few friends have bbm so im a bit of a loner now lol!!

DM = daily mail btw. What thread was in a daily mail article???

Sent it

horsey Pro

Are either of you available on bbm?

We could have a good old horny Justin chat natter on there if you're up for it?

Hope everyone has had a good day!

No sorry not on bbm - I have an iPhone as well.

sigh

Alas - I am in a dying breed of blackberry folk!

How is everyone?

I'm home alone tonight -
Chinese ordered -
Watching Superstar -
Drinking gin -
remembering wet dream from last night
re-reading nobhead's 50 shades of tumble post

um...i haven't actually got a phone!

What tis this BBM you speak of!? Is it a kinky hotline for chubby lovers?!

'ballsy badass mothers'? 'big bumbling manlovers'? 'big ball molesters'?

please, enlighten me!

I'm good ta, just been for a sadistic session involving turning bright red and gasping for breath run and have now sat down with a pint of cider and some of the ole peaty stuff on standby, ready for a night of filty Justin shagging thoughts.

Me seats wet already.

horsey

'Tis the same kind of thing as texting -
But exclusively for blackberry users only.

Well - I thought it was exclusively -
Until everyone else got an i-bloody-phone -
And now....
No one uses it.

laughs

Oh I need to take up jogging or some kind of fitness sport!

Went swimming the morning and caught sight of my near enormous arse in the changing room mirror.

stuffs a mr kippling apple pie into mouth

I blame lack of shafting from Justin sex.

I reckon I could recite nobhead's 50 shades of Tumble -
Word for word now.

attempts to round up chubster troops for a 50 shades of Tumble thread

Surely that would get his or an ex lovers attention!?

50 shades of tumble thread!!! Omg dare ya to do it!! Lol! Did your boys win STS? Horsey, you can get something for that leakage ya know. Got your email address STS ta