The Apprentice - Semi Finals

[BornSicky]

so, who's a finalist and who's finally getting their cab of shame?

Even when Tom wins he has this dead-eyed look about him. I reckon he's a modern-day Patrick Bateman and spends his nights in a fucking and killing frenzy.

Based on this task Jade does not deserve to go. Nor Nick... sadly that leaves Adam.

rollergirl shivers at the mention of American Psycho!

Adam is toast!

Rollergirl

Well Rollergirl, I could put the twinkle back in his eye

He's not that attractive - but he's very fuckable

No way!

'No way' what Glitter??

I agree, he is quite fuckable. I think it's mainly the thought/hope of seeing him lose his cool.

Nick sounds just like Boris Johnson.

Oh dear, I think Adam is on his way

ah, likeable nick hasn't done owt.

Tom is no way my cup of tea, I just can't see him as fuckable at all.

Adam - that is not the way to go. Big yourself up, don't put others down, you idiot.

ooh it's a slaughterpen!

Bye bye Adam.

Glitter - you aren't mixing Adam and Tom up are you?

When Tom was stroking his chin after his wet shave I was all a tremble...

No, neither of them are remotely appealing. Imagine that red face close to yours....

Jade better bloody not go.

How fucking patronising

go on jade! good fighter!

i think the boys want shot of the competition

If this is the semi-final, does that mean that there are no interviews from hell by siralan lordsugar's monstrous bully closest business mates? That's usually the best week.

Glitter - not Adam, yuck, no way - he'd be like a squeaky teenager! YUCK

Not to mention he's a very sexist git.

Jade's gone.