English Bubbles, our favourite subject on the Apprentice tonight.

[BrightnessFalls]

Booze. Well, one of my favourite subjects. And, I think they are going to be at the champagne bar in St Pancras. Im going there for a do next week so Im interested to see it.

I can see myself majorly shouting at the telly tonight.

Does anyone else feel like The Apprentice has had its day now? I actually dont remember their names from week to the next.

Was that how John Cleese played it, Kimberleh?

It seems like the sub teams never actually talk to each other.

Nails... coffin Ricky

That really is a crap tag line.

In what way less fizz? Did I miss that?

The market trader is my favourite. I like 'call a spades a spade' types.
And I'm taking a shine to the messy hair fella as well.

Who's Les Fizz? Is he in one of the teams?

ROFL at face like boiled gammon

Obviously, that's where I've been going wrong all my life. Now where is my strategy for improvement?

Arf at Les Fiz

Oh.My.God.

Made from award winning vineyards? What, bulldozed and strained?

Jesus Christ....

I want to cry at that. Ricky looks like he might too!

that ad is dreadful! as is the name.

I wish I was on the panel that they are selling to, so much comedy

Ouch. When a wrestler called Ricky Martin calls you cheesy, you have ishoos.

I was hopeful one of them would do porny popping cork/foamy explosion shots to see Nick's face.

LOL agree with Sue :)

If it hasn't got much fizz, it will not go far for face soaking

Tom is such a bloody know it all, he needs squashing. I do hope he goes to CV round.
Who is it with the crush on CV man?

Um, agree with the man-crush, not the soft porn!

ricky's going to take them on a journey... to The Voice studios? is he their coach?

My husband is disappointed we didn't get to see the drunk twins return to the house.

Just googled english sparkling wine. One of the websites has an english rose witha champers glass in it. Quite clever. Rather better than this lot.