English Bubbles, our favourite subject on the Apprentice tonight.

[BrightnessFalls]

Booze. Well, one of my favourite subjects. And, I think they are going to be at the champagne bar in St Pancras. Im going there for a do next week so Im interested to see it.

I can see myself majorly shouting at the telly tonight.

Does anyone else feel like The Apprentice has had its day now? I actually dont remember their names from week to the next.

No one seems pleased to see boggle back.

Hello! Marcus Waring!!!!!!

You can tell when they really push him cos he sounds slightly human.

Who's going to apply then?

Oh fuck, look, shall we all just apply now? Got to be better than the usual twats.

I wouldn't be on The Apprentice if you paid me £1m just to appear.

Ah now I would for that.

Hazel will, for the pulling potential.

I can't apply. I'm too interesting and too good at business. I'd be tv gold.

I'm taking Sue into the boardroom with me for being a gert lush!

I just have to see Jenna.

I like all these three on You're Fired. I would also like to shag Dara. Thank you.

Very glam! Okay, off to bed, see ya next week.

Marcus Waring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has Jenna had a bad perm

I think she's got those clippy things in from Claires.

I've been rejected by them once - suspect they wrote 'BORING!' across the top of my application. I might have had a chance this series.

What is this gert lush? Is it drinking? I don't really, not much.
I could be a biscuit lush.

Thank God she's gone. I could not have tolerated her bloody awful, awful voice a moment longer.

I have no idea really Sue! Just making it up!

Marcus Wareing should mow his arms. The idea of stray hairs in the food makes me ill.