BEEGEETEE WTAF? LOL. ETC.

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Anyone?

Signing in

Fine. I'll just be scathing and funny at myself then.

Fine.

Oops- didn't see you there!

Synchronised swimming? How gloriously retro and bizarre.

I like this but it can't win cause it can't be done

Fab

You know Simon is ordering a see through batg

Bet he's got mermaids in his living room now

That was very good. Great timing with the Olympics.

Simon is such a perv. You can tell he doesn't have kids.

What is this song? Always good for a montage

I must have had too much wine tgat was so funny

That darlek thing was ruddy hilarious!

Do you mean you make my dreams come true? I love tgat ove

I wonder why Simon likes this one

Loved Dalek man. I'd pay good money to see him do Hallelujah.

I think Simon has a bit of a thing for alesha

Where tge hell is everyone tonight?

God, that Liv Tyler advert does my coconut in

Yes he has a not so soft spot for Alesha

Monday it's straight, Wednesday it's curly

Stabby, stab, stab.

Maybe him and Alesha will be in tge updated book when it comes out.

He looks annoying

Chirpy chappies with the spikey hair will be amaazing (imagine Brian Cox's voice). I can tell.

I must admit I'm with Simon on the magic.

I know Dalek man!! Went to school with him!