The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

Key? He didn't find the key at all!

Is actually debating going to the pub earlier than 8:30.

don't leave us, its funny

I feel a little bit ashamed for ever having leered at Danny. He's like the boyfriend you wish you could forget.

There's something about him talking about "rock" songs that is just deeply unconvincing

Ahhhh, so rock songs can be out of tune, s'ok then

Dear god.... A slight cold ey. That's why it was so sh... Pants

Oh FFA shut up Adam.

Aw bless.

Lame-o

Omg this is embarrassing. This should not be live st all.

Is Will.He.Then? actually taking the piss.

And is Monster of Rock there actually pished already? WTF with the chipped bone shite?

So many questions.

Take your trousers off instead of your hat willie.woo

get the stage hook... he talks too much

IS he on something?

Adam I mean?

He looks like Tin Tin would with a Bieber cut.

Rat bag- stay with me- pleeeeease. My sphincter is so pulled up my ass from the chipped elbow comment, I need you!

SO this is how Ms Willybooby is going to earn her 400k, desperately trying to claw it all back on track.

I'm waiting for bill we would to get beamed up by Scottie.

I have gone right off Adam after that performance.

Have to pick a new favourite.

Ah, it's the Walrus Of Wind.

ah, here comes the talent!

That made me laugh spike. I'm staying but fooooking hell it's cringey, I bet cowbell is pissing himself about this.

Cowbell = cowell lol

He certainly dresses like Stevie Wonder. If he didn't have a wardrobe assistant.