The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

s'how I always picture you Bof. Naked, but for a half-apron and a manic grimace.

Adam is not sexy

Rocky edge?!?!?!? My dead bunny rabbit has hit more of a rocky edge.

tune!! please be good at this!

russell howard and russell brand possibly...

Would it not be important to anyone who had got this far? I just don't buy it.
Need to run to get more wine to survive this.

i wonder if we'll see a difference with the ones with more live experience

ROAR at Mavis, I was trying to think of who he was almost. With all the charisma of Chris Martin too.

Ratbag- just a little bit...

He looks like the kind of man who would apologise and thank you as he came

Tune? Tune? Pick a note, g'wan I dare you!!

Rachel

Thank god spike. I thought I'd been transferred to an alternative universe where it only sounded shite to me.

oh dear the dog has just left the room

Oo er, let's hope Dave's not watching

Why is this just so awful!

Is anyone else just cringeing watching this??

Much as I hate X Factor - it does not have the same cringe factor as this!

OMG it is awful!

I was watching this in the living room, but then it was bath-time so I am listening to it from the bathroom! So it's like blind auditions all over again for me!!! No idea who that was, but it was woeful.

Ah the mighty Foos.. done badly

Yy! Rachel

He'll be sacked for snorting glucose powder in the dressing room, mark my words. BBC Boy Goes Bad.

Sweet, Rachel.

His voice is boring as fuck, in fact the whole programme......................

Actually SNORT at the 'man' and 'whadda great crowd'

He'll be giving something back in a minute. And remembering his roots.

I think me and The Voice are about to part company

or baby talc, with lavender to help him sleep

danny's looking like he's going to jump on stage and shag him

A slight cold? He sang like he was suffering from necrotising fasciitis.