The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

I've just realised I sound as if I'm actually someone who uses, or even understands, Twitter . Nothing could be further from the truth.

(I don't get twitter at all, despite seeming to spend my life on my computer. It seems like a lot of effort)

I also read that Bill.je.suis had tweeted he was off to Washington DC- which kind of blows any pretence of it being live! numpty!

Watching him with his phone makes me see why everyone gets so frustrated with me fiddling away with mine all the time!

DialsMavis- Dh is the same, it drives me nuts. And he commented on Will too, which i found a bit

i can't see the results on digital spy

I hate people on their phones all the time.

DON'T put a spoiler in, I like to guess

I'll.Hold.Your.Willi. has said he doesn't know why Tyler is in it because he already has stuff out. Didn't he know his best friend Cilla died?

I might not see the results show, DH has took DD2 took see The Hunger games and has recorded Moto GP, I'll speak nicely to DD to let me watch in her room.

He has stuff out? So he's conned two sets of music professionals?

I think the judges should ban all the women from listening to mariah, bouncy, whitney et al and make them listen to Debbie Harry, Pink, Adele and Barbara Streisand.

Just to let them know it is possible to sing without PROJECTING

Lord no, nobody should have to listen to Adele. Too cruel.

I know she's a deary old boot but as least she doesn't scream.

Tbh, when i saw the alleged 'spoiler', it didn't help, as i couldn't remember anyone's names

By this point onthe X factor, we have been subjected to their sob stories for nearly 3 months

yooo hooo anyone here for the rsesults?

the internet kept going off- nearly missed this!

Here we go- see, Holly didn't even get changed to pretend it's a different day.

oh no- bad cabaret starter!

Lady gapyear doesn't look happy- everyone is too loud for her.

They've got the same clothes on. They're not even trying to pretend they're actually live.

This is going to hard if it keeps going offline

I'm here, MN keeps going off line for me though

I'm here, think everyone else is stuck in RL unable to get in.. Zombies!

Trainwreck

Lady Cranberry needs to eat a pie or 2

Make it stop

can anyone explain how it works pls? is it public vote? im sure last week they seemed to choose between 2 of their own acts?

howdy all.

looks like teams danny and jj aren't murdering their songs as much, even if that girl in the red shorts still can't bloody sing!!