The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

Oh dear. The wardrobe department has decided to "celebrate" her curves. They clearly hate her.

Interesting illusion dress....

Have they just been shown the words, and told to choose their own tune? This is bobbins!

She looks like Tanya from Eastenders and sings like Dot

See - I like this song. But I don't like this.

Oh God, what's with the frottage show in the background?

and also better than this shite.

Aghhh had to go and fetch for DS and he thoughtfully paused it, now I'm all behind....

The bitch, how many Pepe Le Pews had to die for that dress, hmm?
Will the suffering never end?

I do like her though now she's got into it

What a load of old shit

there goes my eardrum

Not a wrap dress
tedious singing

pmsl @x-posts re-dress.

She looks like Stacey Solomon ate too many pies.

I think she might be trying to dress like a skunk to match the STINK of that performance

Sycophantic patter from holly. What a surprise.

comfort zone bingo

Ahhh, my ear drum just burst. And holly- you liar!

Has Holly just got a cliche script with prompts for contestants. Won't be long before she's asking if they've given 200% or been on a journey

I'm really struggling to remain interested. Yawns.

Danny.i.wouldnt.in.a.million.years.

I loved the Chicken Song.

The judges should do that next week.

She certainly didn't sing it like Pink. Or indeed any singer.

So disappointed in Danny

He looks like a little boy with bad teeth.

Looks a touch Jo Frost / Supernanny