The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

Is will.je.suis tweeting??

Lebof- wah! THAT'S why he's wearing a sofa. Get in now.

Why is Danny doing the Smash Hits biz on him? What's your fave colour? What would you like to say to your fans?

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it

Bet him and will are already working on t'album!

I fucking love Will!

no to being live though, the contestants are cringey when they have to answer any question harder than 'whats your name'

Across the universe, der der der der still can't find reverse.

Is there anyone that she doesn't think is "amazing" and "love"?

Let's hope she doesn't stick a finger in and start painting with it. Wouldn't put it past her.

(I am talking about JJ and poo, just to be clear)

I do miss Smash Hits.

I can't bear Danny

don't think they've been medja trained yet, have they?

My real name is Jazzzz but I changed it to Twat by deed poll.

Jane McDonald junior

I made DH download star trekking after I heard it on a top 100 of shite songs (I think it was about 3rd lol)

Arf at Spink. She's very proud, could happen.

Righto, Ms.Redcoat on her way. Brace yourselves.

This is the one they will style to look like Adele, isn't she?

Leanne can blow anyone out of the studio comment- lol!!! Oh Tom... Twat.

YY, only a matter of time before she's beehiving Bofs

i like pink

That dress does nothing for her

That dress is not good.

BLARDY hell, that dress was a mistake from the side

Those "slimming" panel dresses never really work do they?